A lesson for the young barhoppers

[J_V]

You are minding your own business, hanging out with one of your buddies at the cool new place that just opened up around the corner. All of a sudden an attractive young lady approaches you and intiates conversation. She really seems to be taken a liking to you. Things are going great. After about 10 minutes, the subjects of drinks come up. She says, you wanna take a shot!?!?!!! You order two kamikazeees.












Game over you lose!!!!!!!!

You just got played. How do you know?

Red flag #1: She initiated the conversation. You should get suspicious.

Red flag #2: They almost always target people that are near the bar.

Red flag #3: It's usually an expensive place. This stuff is super common in clubs - where drinks are $10.

Red flag #4: You are not in a big group. Reasons they picked you, should be obvious.

Red flag #5: She was very attractive. She knows exactly what she can get away with.

Now if you are still unsure if she's really playing you, just don't buy her a drink. You're not gonna lose a chick, because you didn't immediately buy her a drink. If she's around in 40 minutes, feel free.

What would a shark do in that spot? Realize as soon as she walks up what is happening. While you engage her, you're really thinking about the best reply to, "Do you wanna get drinks?" as you can. You want your reply to be mean, derogatory and shocking. The hotter she is, the meaner you have to be.

"Do you wanna get drinks?!?!!?"

(to a sort've hot girl): "I'd rather stick my balls in a blender."

(You to a super hot girl): "You know if your breasts were just one cup size bigger, and you didn't have so much make-up on, I might consider it. But, I'll think I'll take a raincheck on this one."

We've all been duped before, let's not let it happen again.

[thatpfunk]

Or you just talk normally and life works out fine?

[sublime]

dude, if a chick walks up to me its because im a handsome fcuker with a great smile.

[J_V]

Yeah but the question for drinks is coming. And its usually very direct.

If you've never seen it done, you haven't been to that many bars.

[tdarko]

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dude, if a chick walks up to me its because im a handsome fcuker with a great smile... and a serious bulge in the crotch of my pants.



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[chuddo]

im with sublime.

what if you just happen to be really, really, really ridiculously good looking?

[chuddo]

also, instead of being a cock, you should pull the ol switcheroo on her if you think she is just trying to get a free drink.

when she says "would you like to do shots?" just say:

"i hadn't really planned on doing any shots, but since you are offering, how can i say no?"

if she blatantly says "i meant for you to get us a round.", you can just say, "what are you, cheap?"

[J_V]

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what if you just happen to be really, really, really ridiculously good looking?

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I'm not sure. I don't know anything about that.

[Eurotrash]

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also, instead of being a cock, you should pull the ol switcheroo on her if you think she is just trying to get a free drink.

when she says "would you like to do shots?" just say:

"i hadn't really planned on doing any shots, but since you are offering, how can i say no?"

if she blatantly says "i meant for you to get us a round.", you can just say, "what are you, cheap?"

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wow, the check-raise and cap her 3-bet. awesome.

[J_V]

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"i hadn't really planned on doing any shots, but since you are offering, how can i say no?"

if she blatantly says "i meant for you to get us a round.", you can just say, "what are you, cheap?"

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Expert.