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[Harv72b]

This is another one from yesterday that I found hilarious. Not so much the hand, but the chat that happened after:

Party Poker 3/6 Hold'em (10 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]. CO posts a blind of $3.
<font color="#666666">4 folds</font>, MP2 calls, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, CO (poster) calls, Button calls, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, BB calls, MP2 calls.

Flop: (10.33 SB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(5 players)</font>
BB checks, MP2 checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, CO folds, Button calls, BB folds, MP2 calls.

Turn: (6.66 BB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
MP2 checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, Button calls, MP2 folds.

River: (8.66 BB) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, Button calls.

Final Pot: 10.66 BB
<font color="#009B00">Main Pot: 10.66 BB, between Hero and Button.</font> &gt; <font color="#FFFFFF">Pot won by Hero (10.66 BB).</font>

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has Jh Ah (one pair, aces).
Button has Tc Ac (one pair, aces).
Outcome: Hero wins 10.66 BB. </font>

Button: i'm loving u fuc.kers rivering me every time
Hero: I had the best hand on every street, tho
Button: no you didn't
Hero: you paired the ace
Hero: I won on kickers
Hero: erego, I was winning all the way
Button: wrong
Hero: blame the software then
Hero: that's what said it
Button: [audible silence which lasted the rest of the session]

Note the eerie similarities between the above and the dialogue between King Arthur and the Black Knight.

[private joker]

Party Poker 2/4 Hold'em (10 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is Button with A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]. MP3 posts a blind of $2.
UTG calls, UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 calls, MP1 calls, MP2 calls, MP3 (poster) checks, CO calls, Hero calls, SB folds, BB checks.

Flop: (9 SB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(8 players)</font>
BB checks, UTG checks, UTG+2 checks, <font color="#CC3333">MP1 bets</font>, MP2 calls, MP3 folds, CO calls, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, BB folds, UTG calls, UTG+2 folds, MP1 folds, MP2 folds, CO folds.

Turn: (8 BB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
UTG checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG caps</font>, Hero calls.

River: (16 BB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">UTG bets</font>, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 18 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
UTG has Kh Jc (one pair, twos).
Hero has Ad 2d (three of a kind, twos).
Outcome: Hero wins 18 BB. </font>

[JDErickson]

Last night a maniac capped flop-river against my set of 9's with Q3.

Thats right Q high.

[7ontheline]

Well, at least he didn't call you with "J high!"

[Paul2432]

Strangely enough, I've seen it happen twice in a B&amp;M where the board counterfieted a low pocket pair, the player holding the pair exposes his hand at showdown and the opponent mucks.

Last time was just a couple of weekends ago in a 2/5 NLHE game at the Borg.

Paul

[jono]

I bet he put you KQ.

[7ontheline]

Wouldn't he have to put me on something like 76s?

[Nick C]

In my opponent's defense, I had been doing my share of bet-folding prior to this:

Party Poker 2/4 Hold'em (7 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is UTG with A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#666666">4 folds</font>, SB calls, BB calls.

Flop: (6 SB) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, SB calls, BB folds.

Turn: (4 BB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, SB calls.

River: (6 BB) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, SB calls.

Final Pot: 12 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
SB has 5c 5d (full house, kings full of nines).
Hero has Ah Kd (four of a kind, kings).
Outcome: Hero wins 12 BB. </font>

. . . So maybe I picked up a couple of bets on this hand with those previous folds, if my opponent had been paying attention. But I also think this hand shows the dangers of the bet-fold line, on Party 2/4.

Edit: (I guess maybe my opponent thought it was an obviously split pot that he might be able to buy.)