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Old 12-26-2005, 12:30 AM
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[censored] home tourney, start with T1,000. I am fuckign card dead, [censored] around for a while, it's a shorthanded tourney, 6 handed SNG, but I cant get a [censored] face card or pair or s00ted, every [censored] hand is 62o or 92o or 84o . I finally pick up KJs, flop a flush, get all in wiht the short stack who has the [censored] A of clubs and a foruth club hits the board on the [censored] river. I can't [censored] win. I'm down to T450 and I move all in with A6s, MY [censored] DAD whos a dfucking donkey calls with J8o and hits a [censored] J on the turn, I don't improve and I;m the goddamn dealer for the rest of the [censored] tournament since im the first [censored] shitting one out.
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Old 12-26-2005, 12:33 AM
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Wow you sound pretty bad.
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Old 12-26-2005, 01:00 PM
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Sounds like my home game over Xmas. Except I actually won all of the SNGs i played in!
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Old 12-26-2005, 01:02 PM
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empty your mind.

be formless, shapeless... like water.

you pour water into a cup, it becomes the cup. you pour water into a bowl, it becomes the bowl. you pour water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.

now water can flow, or it can crash.

be water, my friend.

(bruce lee)
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Old 12-26-2005, 01:05 PM
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I think we all have heard of jeet kune do -.-
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Old 12-26-2005, 12:51 AM
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[censored] home tourney, start with T1,000. I am fuckign card dead, [censored] around for a while, it's a shorthanded tourney, 6 handed SNG, but I cant get a [censored] face card or pair or s00ted, every [censored] hand is 62o or 92o or 84o . I finally pick up KJs, flop a flush, get all in wiht the short stack who has the [censored] A of clubs and a foruth club hits the board on the [censored] river. I can't [censored] win. I'm down to T450 and I move all in with A6s, MY [censored] DAD whos a dfucking donkey calls with J8o and hits a [censored] J on the turn, I don't improve and I;m the goddamn dealer for the rest of the [censored] tournament since im the first [censored] shitting one out

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Sounds painful. What'd you [censored] out?
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Old 12-26-2005, 01:08 AM
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Old 12-26-2005, 03:31 AM
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I've never heard of A6 losing before. I think someone might have been cheating.






Most likely your momma
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Old 12-26-2005, 03:38 AM
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The best part was where he called his own dad a donkey.
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Old 12-26-2005, 03:24 PM
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The best part was where he called his own dad a donkey.

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no, i think the best part was where he called his family [censored] cocksucking assholes.
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