Strangest Thing You Own!

[PokerGoblin]

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Jenna Pussie Pops

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lol... they should make a cereal called this.

[HopeydaFish]

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24 lolipops that Jenna Jameson used in her stripclub tour as "props." She'd take the wrapper off of a lolipop, put it in her mouth and lick it lasciviously, then place it up her cootchie and pretend to masturbate with it, take it out, lick it some more, and place it in a baggie so the patrons could buy it for 5 bucks.


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I couldn't imagine paying $5 for something like that...let alone actually eating it once I had it in my posession. Though I'm sure many of the degenerates who bought her lollypops would have gladly paid much much more to be able to own something that was once in a porn-star's snatch. It's a pretty pathetic, actually.

[trevor]

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24 lolipops that Jenna Jameson used in her stripclub tour as "props." She'd take the wrapper off of a lolipop, put it in her mouth and lick it lasciviously, then place it up her cootchie and pretend to masturbate with it, take it out, lick it some more, and place it in a baggie so the patrons could buy it for 5 bucks.

No, I'm not kidding.

Through circumstances I really don't remember, I had to transport some extras that didn't sell in my car for her. She never returned to get them. Hence, my ownership of Jenna Pussie Pops.

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Think we found our winner.

[TheIrishThug]

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24 lolipops that Jenna Jameson used in her stripclub tour as "props." She'd take the wrapper off of a lolipop, put it in her mouth and lick it lasciviously, then place it up her cootchie and pretend to masturbate with it, take it out, lick it some more, and place it in a baggie so the patrons could buy it for 5 bucks.

No, I'm not kidding.

Through circumstances I really don't remember, I had to transport some extras that didn't sell in my car for her. She never returned to get them. Hence, my ownership of Jenna Pussie Pops.

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Think we found our winner.

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i move that, while Dominic is still alowed to share stories and other oddities, he not be allowed to compete in contests like the one at present. its really not fair to the rest of us.

but yeah, his is many times better than mine, i think i'm just a little jealous.

[jba]

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I need to find someplace better to store this:

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a1...h/PB300002.jpg

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wtf

[man]

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I need to find someplace better to store this:

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a1...h/PB300002.jpg

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that is foul and offensive. it's not even close to being funny.

[icepick]

I have a telegraph key.

[NLSoldier]

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I need to find someplace better to store this:

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a1...h/PB300002.jpg

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that is foul and offensive. it's not even close to being funny.

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oh man. i clicked the link, and it was taking a while to load so i opened a new browser and forgot about it. when i closed the old browser that one appeared again and scared the sh!t outta me.

[HopeydaFish]

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I need to find someplace better to store this:

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a1...h/PB300002.jpg

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that is foul and offensive. it's not even close to being funny.

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Meh, I chuckled. I'm sure the dude in the bathtub will appear in my nightmares tonight, though.

[diebitter]

I have an enchanted monkey paw with 2 fingers sticking out.

I have a feeling these are more common that I think they are though.