The OOT Connected Haiku Contest

[James282]

So the rules are simple. All you need to do is take a line from the previous Haiku and make a Haiku of your own. It's okay if 2 people respond to the same one by accident, but try to keep it relatively linear.

I'll give you an example to show you what I mean.

Diversity Rocks!
Daver is a Chinaman,
That is cool with me.

Yellow cards for him?
Daver is a Chinaman,
Surely, that brings luck.

You can use either of these 2 Haikus to form your own Haiku to start. Good luck. Let's see how we do!
-James

[Ulysses]

I like that slope guy
Daver is a Chinaman
I bet he likes rice

[Ulysses]

I bet he likes rice.
What kind of rice do you mean?
I don't know, pudding?

[PoBoy321]

For lunch on Friday,
What food will I have to eat?
I don't know, pudding?

[Ulysses]

To get hot action
What food will I have to eat?
Bloomin' Onion, mate!

[BoxTree]

To get hot action
Do not lick one's own nipples.
Unless they're swollen.

[James282]

I went down on her,
But a smell filled my nostrils.
Bloomin' Onion, mate!

[LAGmaniac]

To get hot action
Call Daver the chinaman
ask for the egg roll

[jesusarenque]

To get hot action
Don't hang out in O O T
These guys are morans

[Ulysses]

Threaded mode to read
Some dimwits use this garbage
These guys are morans