royal flush sucks

50000/100000 no limit hold em HU, i have AK of spades and raise in the BB he calls (he has about 40 million, i have him covered) flop QJT all spades, i bet 5 million, he pushes, i call (so pot is about 80 million here plus several of his children), he shows TT, turn T river Joker (what) and my rf gets beaten again by penta-tens.

then i ate some combos

[eviljeff]

I don't want to encourage these joke posts, but I found this one fairly amusing

if i had adjusted pot odds to factor in the 53rd card it was an easy check/fold on the flop

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I don't want to encourage these joke posts, but I found this one fairly amusing

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meh, below average effort IMO.

[pokergrader]

Gotta tweak your pattern mapper if there are jokers in the deck.

[Snarf]

on the bright side he got to keep his children....

[ChipsAhoya]

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I don't want to encourage these joke posts, but I found this one fairly amusing

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I agree. Combos are delicious.

-ChipsAhoya

Joeybitch: "Oh Really!"

Sucking out on fat humps like you

well you can't expect me to get into pure comedy mode after losing the best hand in the game to a better hand