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Old 10-19-2005, 03:22 PM
Bluffoon Bluffoon is offline
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Default Re: How to answer this common female question?

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"Quit asking stupid questions"

The bottom line is you never EVER answer this question. Avoid it at all costs. There is no good that can come from it.

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This is so very correct. Never answer these trap questions. Not even if your balls are in a vise.
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Old 10-19-2005, 03:25 PM
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Default Re: How to answer this common female question?

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"Quit asking stupid questions"

The bottom line is you never EVER answer this question. Avoid it at all costs. There is no good that can come from it.

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This is so very correct. Never answer these trap questions. Not even if your balls are in a vise.

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Old 10-19-2005, 03:18 PM
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Default Re: How to answer this common female question?

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"Would you break up with me if I got fat?"


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"No but I'd stop cheating on you if you got skinny."
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Old 10-19-2005, 03:35 PM
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Default Re: How to answer this common female question?

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"Would you break up with me if I got fat?"


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"No but I'd stop cheating on you if you got skinny."

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This is my favorite answer in the thread. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
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Old 10-19-2005, 03:37 PM
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Default Re: How to answer this common female question?

"No, of course not."

You of course need to have mastered faking sincerity.
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Old 10-19-2005, 03:44 PM
HopeydaFish HopeydaFish is offline
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Default Re: How to answer this common female question?

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"No, of course not."

You of course need to have mastered faking sincerity.

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I've been with the same girl for 9 years. Believe me, I can fake sincerity with the best of them. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
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Old 10-19-2005, 04:27 PM
JihadOnTheRiver JihadOnTheRiver is offline
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Default Re: How to answer this common female question?

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"No, of course not."

You of course need to have mastered faking sincerity.

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I think this is an incorrect answer. You have to remember that I said I would most definetely break up with a girl if she got fat. Not chubby, but fat. Fatness angers me. It presents a lot about the emotional content of a person. My answer is basically this:

"I am with you because we share a lot of interests. One of the central themes to our interests is activity and an optimistic outlook, which are both greatly hindered by a fat, lazy attitude."

The last thing that I would ever say in this situation is a straight "no of course not" type of answer. But that's just me. Its most definetely the easiest way around the issue.

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Old 10-20-2005, 12:44 PM
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Default What is your official \"fat\" ?

What body weight would make you angry enough to dump someone?
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Old 10-19-2005, 03:18 PM
Bluffoon Bluffoon is offline
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Default Re: How to answer this common female question?

My answer woud be that I would break up with her if she keeps asking me questions like this.
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Old 10-19-2005, 03:18 PM
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Default Re: How to answer this common female question?

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I'll save the story as to how this came up and just ask how you answer this question from a girl:

"Would you break up with me if I got fat?"

I think the problem arises for me from the fact that my honest answer is yes, for various reasons (and no I do not think this is shallow, my reasons are valid). So when I'm asked this question, I tend to not want to lie and give the girl the wrong idea. Have you guys ever had this problem?

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"Don't be silly, honey. You're already fat."
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