worst brain fart during a game?

[KKbluff]

Folded AA with on the turn with AAKQ on the board with 3 people in the pot (betting against me) worth over $90 (in a 1/2NL game). This error was due to me trying to type "WTF" and pacific poker has the damn gay hotkeys where F=fold C=call and R=raise even if your typing in the chat box. I HATE THAT SH!T. lesson learned, i now RARELY play pacific and when i do i never chat (unless im not in the hand). One more reason to hate Pacific...

[Yobz]

Folded AA on the river to a timeout on a AKK flop (player had AK, he showed)

[climber]

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I had 22 on the flop of Q 2 7 in like $50nl and I had an $80 stack, Villian had the same, Villian bets into me, I raise, he calls. Turn is a 7. Villian checks, I bet whatever, he calls. River is a Q, I'm not paying attention and I go all in ($40 bet) and villian calls with AQ and wins.

I lose my [censored] mind.

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At 15/30 I bet the river of a double paired board with my 22 and called a raise. Missed that double pairing aspect of the river card.

[Reef]

folded my house when the third flush card came on the river and someone moved all in. Didn't notice the board paired.

[masonx]

Worst thing that ever happened to me was in a 2-5NL game trying to be cute, I hit quads on the turn and bet all but my last dollar. My computer proceeded to shut down because it was overheated and the guy bet me out of the pot on the river. D:

[ResidentParanoid]

This happened in a live 3/6 game at the Oaks Club in 2001:

I had 99 in MP at a really loose table. I call and get raised and the flop is seen by like 6 or 7 players. Flop has a A9x, 2 hearts. Flop is capped without me ever getting in a raise, 4 left standing. Turn is another A, no heart and I get my raises in. 3 left standing. River is the x of hearts. I am a little shaken up since I wasn't used to pots this big. *I think: "I am behind the obvious flush from the third guy who keeps calling bets."* All three of us put in 1 river bet. There are about 30 to 40 BB in the pot. Dude turns over AK for trip aces, the other turns over something like 10-5h for the little flush. I, in a massive brain cramp, toss my 9's full into the muck. Just as the dealer pulls my cards in, I realize what I just did. When I stood up to get some air, my chair fell over and I just walked into the diner next door to try to remember how to play holdem. That night still makes me queasy.

[mr pink]

dude, your avatar is hilarious

[PinkyRingo]

1) Flopped quads with 66 online NL. Accidently clicked Check/Fold instead of Check/Call. Someone bet into me, and my quads disappeared into the cyber-muck.

2) Moved all-in for 1k on the river after misreading the board. Thought I had the nut straight, when in reality I had 8-high. Luckily the bet wasn't called.

[Vancity82]

Miscalling my hand is my biggest mistake. At B&M after a guy says trips I say straight and lay down a 4-card straight the table erupted in laughter. Also another time being asked if I have the flush before a guy turns over his trips and saying nope a straight flush having a huge brain fart and not realizing it was a royal flush, the dealer was like sir in this casino we call that a royal flush

[the_joker]

Well I didn't have it, but someone did it against me. In a home game single table tournament, I had two pair, my opponent calls several big bets from me and eventually I put him all in on the river. He turns over his cards and said "I have a straight". His straight was only 4 cards long [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]