Scew in a lightbulb... (jokes)

[Big_Jim]

How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Fish.

[housenuts]

Q: how many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: just one, but the lightbulb has to want to change.

[housenuts]

Q: how many people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: just one. it's a fvcking lightbulb. what the fvck?

[tonypaladino]

How many executives does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

That's really up to the Board of Directors to decide.

[ohnonotthat]

How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?

- Four, you got a [censored] problem with that ?



How many pychotherapists does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?

- Just one, but the lightbulb has to really want to change.

[tonypaladino]

How many OOT mods does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5. [censored] starts screwing around but then vanishes, Mat goes up to try but gets his beard stuck in the socket, meanwhile Astroglide is hurling Ninga starts at Mat to try to cut the beard loose, but Dynasty sees a poker card in Mat's pocket and picks up the whole room and moves it to NVG. Commodus gives a thumbs down. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[bholdr]

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How many OOT mods does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5. [censored] starts screwing around but then vanishes, Mat goes up to try but gets his beard stuck in the socket, meanwhile Astroglide is hurling Ninga starts at Mat to try to cut the beard loose, but Dynasty sees a poker card in Mat's pocket and picks up the whole room and moves it to NVG. Commodus gives a thumbs down.

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I dunno if this is funny or not, though i AM drunk. (you too?)

[dcasper70]

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Any number, one to hold the bulb and the rest drink until the room spins.

[diebitter]

Q: How many armies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Five. The Germans to start it, the French to give up without really trying, the Italians to start, get nowhere and try again from the other side, the Americans to claim credit for the whole thing cos they flicked the switch to see the new one work, and the British to really do it, and sit down and have a nice cup of tea, and be slightly amused at the others for all the fuss.

[fluxrad]

Q.How many pro-lifer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A.Three. Two to change the bulb, and one to argue that the lightbulb was lit from the moment they began screwing.