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11-30-2005, 11:20 PM
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Scew in a lightbulb... (jokes)
Q: How any Skateboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Thre... One to do it, two to film it. Q: How many Hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: What, you don't know? got any good ones? 
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11-30-2005, 11:22 PM
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Re: Scew in a lightbulb... (jokes)
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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Hey, a blue car! craig [/ QUOTE ]
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#4
11-30-2005, 11:25 PM
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Re: Scew in a lightbulb... (jokes)
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[ QUOTE ] How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Hey, a blue car! craig [/ QUOTE ] [/ QUOTE ] Yeah, I knew i would fck it up. Thanks for fixing it. craig
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11-30-2005, 11:33 PM
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Re: Scew in a lightbulb... (jokes)
Q: How many Jewish mothers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: "Never mind, I'll just sit here in the dark." Q: How many straight waiters in San Francisco does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Both of them. Q: How man Zen masters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two; one to screw in the lightbulb, and one not to screw it in. Q: How many mystery novelists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two; one to screw it almost all the way in, and one to give it a final twist at the end. (A family friend was working on a lightbulb jokebook; these are the ones I remember.) -McGee
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#7
12-01-2005, 12:08 AM
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Re: Scew in a lightbulb... (jokes)
Q. How many rockabillies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. Three. One to screw it in and two to talk about how cool lighbulbs were in the 50's. Q. How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Two. But don't ask me how they get in there.
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12-01-2005, 12:48 AM
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Re: Scew in a lightbulb... (jokes)
How many male chauvenists does it take to screw in a kitchen lightbulb?
None, let the bitch cook in the dark.
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