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Old 08-14-2005, 07:42 PM
TheCroShow TheCroShow is offline
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Default Re: So I\'m a woman if i order a cosmopolitan?

copy and paste to illustrate a point, msn conversation with a buddy that does not post here:

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Crodawg says:
ah yes..imagine we're all ordering drinks, and i order a Cosmopolitan, do you react? and why?

HomieG says:Yes
because you just orderd a Cosmo, That is a [censored] drink

HomieG says:
GF was watching this show the other day its a Gay drama show
I watched it for a few mins and these 2 dudes were in a bar
one orders a Cosmo, case closed

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Old 08-14-2005, 07:42 PM
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Default Re: So I\'m a woman if i order a cosmopolitan?

I don't think you're a woman for liking cosmopolitans -- the fruitiest drink I like personally is a good red wine, but...to each is own.

I DO think you might be a woman for ordering a cosmo while chatting up a girl. That might indicate you're more interested in a sugary drink than you are in having sex with women. In that case, it might be time to take a look around the bar and see whether it's really the girls who are catching your eye...

Nah, in all seriousness -- drink what you like, but realize there are lots of girls who will check out the instant you order the quintessential woman's drink.
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Old 08-14-2005, 07:50 PM
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Default Re: So I\'m a woman if i order a cosmopolitan?

Next time, order a kamikaze with a splash of cranberry juice. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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Old 08-14-2005, 07:53 PM
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Default Re: So I\'m a woman if i order a cosmopolitan?

the ONLY way you can drink this is if it's served to you on the pool side by naked Brazilian supermodels.
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Old 08-14-2005, 07:55 PM
BigBaitsim (milo) BigBaitsim (milo) is offline
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Default Re: So I\'m a woman if i order a cosmopolitan?

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You should have ordered a Zima.

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Damn, beat me to it (BTWm I love Cosmos, and since I'm married, and everyone already knows that I'm a pussy, I go ahead and drink them).

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Yea, but it's OK to order one when you are married. The only one that matters already knows she has the balls in the relationship. But you can't do it if you are single which the OP clearly did.

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Agreed. Huge error, magnified by the fact that he had only recently met the girl in question.
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Old 08-14-2005, 07:57 PM
A_C_Slater A_C_Slater is offline
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Default Re: So I\'m a woman if i order a cosmopolitan?

Are margarita's gay?

What if it's a double margarita?
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Old 08-14-2005, 08:04 PM
SammyKid11 SammyKid11 is offline
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Are margarita's gay?

What if it's a double margarita?

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Nah, margaritas aren't gay...they've got tequila (pretty manly liquor) in them, and you definitely want to drink it with salt while eating a ginormous burrito. Now, if you get one of those sangria swirl margaritas that are pink with sugar on the rim of the glass...that's a tad homosexual for a guy.
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Old 08-14-2005, 08:13 PM
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Default Re: So I\'m a woman if i order a cosmopolitan?

The Four Horsemen
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Old 08-14-2005, 08:32 PM
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Default Re: So I\'m a woman if i order a cosmopolitan?

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hey, this is my first post in OOT, but i feel like this is a good place to ask.


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362 posts, and this is your first, in OOT? Wow, Whats life outside of OOT like?
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Old 08-14-2005, 08:34 PM
BigBaitsim (milo) BigBaitsim (milo) is offline
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hey, this is my first post in OOT, but i feel like this is a good place to ask.


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362 posts, and this is your first, in OOT? Wow, Whats life outside of OOT like?

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My first OOT post was as a pooh-bah.
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