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Re: Scew in a lightbulb... (jokes)
Q: How many women on PMS does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: 4. It just does! |
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Re: Scew in a lightbulb... (jokes)
From Raising Arizona
GLEN: Say, that reminds me! How many Pollacks it take to screw up a lightbulb? HI: I don't know Glen, one? GLEN: Nope, it takes three! He starts laughing, then catches himself. ... Wait a minute, I told it wrong. Here, I'm startin' over: How come it takes three Pollacks to screw up a lightbulb? HI: I don't know, Glen. GLEN: Cause they're so damn stupid! |
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Re: Scew in a lightbulb... (jokes) - time to repost a classic
I think this is a huge exception to the no poker rule in OOT, considering the topic it fits perfectly.
How many 2+2 posters does it take to post a hand in Small Stakes? · 1 to play the hand and to post the hand history · 14 to share similar experiences of bad beats and how the hand could have been played differently · 7 to caution about the dangers of checking the turn · 27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in the OP · 53 to flame the spell checkers · 41 to correct spelling/grammar flames · 1 to call the OP a moran · 6 to argue over whether it's "moran" or "moron" ... · another 6 to condemn those 6 as Pedantic · 2 OOT'ers to say "SIIHP" even though its not relevant to the thread · 156 to send a PM to Mat Sklansky complaining that the posters who said "SIIHP" should be banned · 109 to post that this forum is not about morons or morans and to please take this discussion to OOT · 203 to demand that cross posting to B&M forum, micro-limits forum, and HUSH forum about bad beats must be stopped · 111 to defend the posting to this group saying that we all experience bad beats and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this forum · 306 to debate various things such as if limping in pre-flop is superior, if a donk bet on the turn would have been better, or if this is the right place to win the hand with "the sexy" · One annoying know it all poster to announce that David Sklansky and Mason Malmoth were wrong in HPFAP, and that Ed Miller is a 26 year old poker noob for advocating betting the OP's turn · 93 to respond to the know it all's post defending Ed Miller · 7 to respond to the know it all's post defending David & Mason · 27 to post URL's where one can see examples proving Ed, David & Mason were right · 14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's · 3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes bad beats relevant to this forum · 33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures with the exception of one witty change, and add "FYP" · 12 esteemed 2+2'ers to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the quality of hand posts recently · 1 Peachy to add 11 new posts within the thread about nothing poker related at all · 47 responses to Peachy's posts asking her to show her [censored] · 19 to quote the "FYP" while adding nothing new to the conversation · 4 to suggest that thread be moved to OOT · 44 to ask what is a "FAQ" · 12 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?" · 143 to say "Read the FAQ before positing bad beat stories in Small Stakes" · 1 Commodus to look down upon the entire thread with his thumb down · 1 forum lurker to bump the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.... TT [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] |
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