You know your running bad when... (low content but funny)

[lil feller]

So I haven't been playing much online. Havent wanted to. I have, however, been doing my weekly foray into the B&M world, and have been getting hammered. The end of july was very good to me, spent most of that time in in vegas and did very well. August, however, has not been my friend. I'm currently down about 130 big bets, and have now lost my last 5 B&M sessions. Thats never happened, not once in 8 years.

So anyway, i'm enjoying whats becoming the usual onslaught of 2 and 3 out river beats, and end up stuck about 40 bets. Its late, i'm tired, and I was just really tempted to play 89s in a capped pot. Clearly, its time to go.

As I'm walking to my truck I think I see something on my door. hmmm, I wonder, weird spot for bird poop. As I get closer I realize its not bird poop. It is, in fact, vomit from some drunken idiot thats covering my driver side door, and the door handle. You know you're running bad when...

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