Weird dreams after drinking

[Yeti]

Does everyone find their dreams totally messed up after drinking?

Here are last night's dreams. I swear these are 100% true :

- Dreamt I had written a book about my work experience which was due to be published. I could not remember writing the book, nor the work. I had totally lost memory of two months of my life. After attempting to stall I gave up and began crying on my publisher's shoulder. I kinda wanted to tap her.

- Banged a stripper in the backseat of a taxi. Her head periodically changes to that of a skeleton, with chattering teeth. Kinda spoils the moment.

- Suddenly I have become Eric off Entourage. Vince Chase is on the sofa with two naked girls. El Diablo is pacing the room. He is mild-mannered but greyer than I expected and looks at least 45. He gives his hair a quick comb. He is slightly nervous, because he is due on TV in a moment, as candidate #9 in a David Sklansky look-alike contest.


Help me.