HOLD EM HAIKU

lastsamurai · #1 05-30-2005, 05:55 PM

Lets make this a FUN post. Enjoy.

big blind with ace ace
i call all in 72
runner runner STRAIGHT!

Clarkmeister · #2 05-30-2005, 06:15 PM

Lovely search function
Stops needless repetition
Reduces clutter

PoBoy321 · #3 05-30-2005, 06:31 PM

Your haiku sucks bad
so bad that you are ignored
please stop posting here.

blendedsuit · #4 05-30-2005, 07:26 PM

I looked at this thread
for no reason. Poetry = dumb.
Back to the poker grind.

tylerdurden · #5 05-30-2005, 09:32 PM

AA on the button
capped six ways, flop KKQ
party skins are rigged

RocketManJames · #6 05-31-2005, 05:31 PM

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AA on the button
capped six ways, flop KKQ
party skins are rigged

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I know what you mean
Big slick suited in my hand
River was the ace

OldYoda · #7 05-31-2005, 09:46 PM

It's been 50 years since I wrote haiku in college freshman English class, but as I remember it is a metric of 5-7-5. Five syllables,followed by seven, followed by five. I could be wrong.

henrikrh · #8 06-01-2005, 09:41 AM

Bill Fillmaff is God
Secret System for the win
World-wide poker champ!

I can shuffle chips,
I watch World Poker Tour,
Now I think I'm good.

henrikrh · #9 06-01-2005, 10:13 PM

Hold'em haiku thread
is dying, page 2, page 3
bring it back to life

RocketManJames · #10 06-01-2005, 10:52 PM

[ QUOTE ]
big blind with ace ace
i call all in 72
runner runner STRAIGHT!

[/ QUOTE ]

[ QUOTE ]
It's been 50 years since I wrote haiku in college freshman English class, but as I remember it is a metric of 5-7-5. Five syllables,followed by seven, followed by five. I could be wrong.

[/ QUOTE ]

Isn't that what he's got? 5/7/5? I am assuming you should read 72 as SEVEN-TWO.

-RMJ