perfecting a gift idea for Sarah - Page 3

Chairman Wood · #21 04-18-2005, 12:37 AM

1) poop

Popinjay · #22 04-18-2005, 12:49 AM

get her a lightsaber dildo

DcifrThs · #23 04-18-2005, 02:09 AM

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get her a lightsaber dildo

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POTT.

-Barron

DcifrThs · #24 04-18-2005, 02:11 AM

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...she's never seen starwars 1 or 2 so i got both of them for her since she likes star wars....

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Just go ahead and get her a bowling ball with your name on it, too.

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dumbest post of the thread.

she told me she loves the movies and was unable to see them in the theatures. its not a me-gift.

-Barron

DcifrThs · #25 04-18-2005, 02:11 AM

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1) poop

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whose?
-Barron

Chairman Wood · #26 04-18-2005, 02:18 AM

Barron,
Because you have responded to my moronical response I feel as if you now deserve a real one. Fill it with Hershey Kisses.

cnfuzzd · #27 04-18-2005, 02:47 AM

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she's never seen starwars 1 or 2 so i got both of them for her since she likes star wars....

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someone seems to be misinforming someone around here...

that having been said, i always like to hide gifts inside dead hookers...

peace

john nickle

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now you know why im single...

peace

john nickle

hutz · #28 04-18-2005, 09:17 AM

Here's a suggestion for the hiding of the DVDs in the lid -- paper the box and the lid separately. After taping the DVDs to the inside of the lid, cover the entire lid (including the DVDs) with paper. She'll lift the lid off, toss it to the side, and look to see whatever junk you've put in the box.

tolbiny · #29 04-18-2005, 09:20 AM

A lamp- but not just any lamp. Get her one shaped like a woman's leg (as in from "A christmass Carol).

tpir90036 · #30 04-18-2005, 09:26 AM

I am confused.... what did you *really* get her? Are the DVDs a semi-ruse until she gets to some jewlery or something? Or are the DVDs the gift?

If you want to fill the box with a bunch of crap that will make it heavy you should load it up with old Sports Illustrated/Playboys and tell her you thought she might like to read up on her sports/guy stuff. This is just silly enough to be slightly greater than 0% believable. But I might be the only person who thinks that sounds funny.

-joey