Some jewish jokes....

[AZK]

Some of these only jews will get....

> All we ever hear are Jewish jokes, so here are some Gentile jokes:
>
> A Gentile goes into a clothing store and says, "This is a very fine
> jacket. How much is it?"
> The salesman says, "It's $500."
> The Gentile says, "OK, I'll take it."
>
> *******************
> Two Gentiles meet on the street. The first one says, "You own your own
> business, don't you? How's it going?"
> The other Gentile says, "Just great! Thanks for asking!"
>
> ********************
> Two Gentile mothers meet on the street and start talking about
> children. Gentile mother 1 (said with pride): "My son is a construction
> worker!" Gentile mother 2 (said with more pride): "My son is a truck
> driver!"
>
> *******************
> A man calls his mother and says, "Mother, I know you're expecting me
> for dinner this evening, but something important has come up and I
> can't make it." His mother says, "OK."
>
> ************************************************** ****
> A Gentile couple goes to a nice restaurant.
> The man says: "I'll have the steak and a baked potato, and my wife
> will have the julienne salad with house dressing. We'll both have
> coffee." The waiter says, "How would you like your steak and salad
> prepared?" The man says, "I'd like the steak medium......the salad is
> fine as is." The waiter says, "Thank you."
>
> ************************************************** ***********
> A Gentile man calls his elderly mother.
> He asks, "Mom, how are you feeling? Do you need anything?"
> She says, "I'm feeling fine, and I don't need anything. Thanks for
> calling."

[spamuell]

This is only one joke.

[chisness]

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[partygirluk]

I am Jewish and find 0 of these remotely funny.

[noggindoc]

got all of them except #2....a little help?

[istewart]

Haha.

[partygirluk]

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got all of them except #2....a little help?

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A Jew would expatiate on the state of his business......

Ya dohn hafta be Joo-ish ta ah-preciate Joo-ish hew-mer.

If you want really, really good Jewish humor, look up Myron Cohen (sp?). One of the funniest men who ever lived. And he did all ethnicities/cultures.

Great stuff. ty

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[JustToast]

> A Gentile goes into a clothing store and says, "This is a very fine
> jacket. How much is it?"
> The salesman says, "It's $500."
> The Gentile says, "OK, I'll take it."

HAHAHAHAHHA

/jew

[AZK]

So am I, not even the last one?