I r retarded

[Aviston]

Ugh...

Ultimate Bet 0.01/0.02 Hold'em (7 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]. SB posts a blind of $0.01.
UTG calls, <font color="CC3333">MP1 raises</font>, Hero calls, CO calls, <font color="666666">1 fold</font>, SB (poster) calls, <font color="666666">1 fold</font>, UTG calls.
I can't believe I didn't raise preflop here. I'm not sure where my head was at. Nah, let's not send two bets to the majority of the players with the hopes of going against only 1 or 2 players with TT.

Flop: (11 SB) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="blue">(5 players)</font>
SB checks, UTG checks, MP1 checks, <font color="CC3333">Hero bets</font>, CO folds, SB calls, UTG folds, MP1 calls.
Cheer, I flopped a set. Let's play it fast as per usual.

Turn: (7 BB) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="blue">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, MP1 checks, Hero checks.
Errrr...I'm confused, I'll just be cute and pretend like I suddenly lost my cards and check.

River: (7 BB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="blue">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, MP1 checks, <font color="CC3333">Hero bets</font>, SB folds, MP1 calls.
Let's pretend the only reason why MP1 called is because of my sneaky check on the turn.

Final Pot: 9 BB

Results in white below: <font color="white">
MP1 shows Ad 4h (one pair, tens).
Hero shows Ts Td (four of a kind, tens).
Outcome: Hero wins 9 BB. </font>

Sometimes I don't know why I bother playing cards.