the official bad beat and whining thread

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Let's get this party started right now!

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t200 (3 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx

Hero (t6665)
Button (t5005)
SB (t1830)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">Button raises to t400</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises to t1805</font>, Hero calls t1605, Button calls t1405.

Flop: (t5240) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
Hero checks, Button checks.

Turn: (t5240) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets t1000</font>, Button folds.

River: (t6240) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Final Pot: t6240

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has Ac Ad (one pair, aces).
SB has Kh Jd (two pair, kings and jacks).
Outcome: SB wins t5240. Hero wins t1000. </font>

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I can't believe you have the nerve to post this even. This happens to me every 2 hours. I feel like i gave a bad beat if it doesnt happen to me 3 times in a day.

Yesterday i played in $55 nl. got my chiplead up to 5Xavg at peek. Then I got all my money in with AA, a set, 2 pair and TpairTkicker. They all held up and I won the tourney.

Yeah right! Some clown named SPOPO rivered a set, runnered a flush(5hi), rivgutted a straight(1 card, ignorant end) and finally rivered a his 6 "kicker" to eliminate me.

I still wouldn't say anything, except he just busted me out of another tournament 5 minutes ago. This time the table maniac makes a allin raise from CO (3xBB), i reraise my AK from button and SPOPO reraises allin from SB. A6 beats AK and 76s, Yay!

[fluorescenthippo]

this one time i had AA and i lost the hand.

[citanul]

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Just wait til ace_in_the_hole sees this.

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is there any way to keep a poster from viewing certain threads? i don't really want to see 50% of the posts from one user.

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I know, right!

If you can find &gt;7 bad beat posts less than 1% of my total posts, I will give you 50 bucks.

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here's a few, if you want me to find more, i'll find more amongst those that didn't get deleted

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citanul

Having aces cracked hardly qualifies as post worthy. Even in a bad beat and whining thread.

My parents short-sold our house and bought an overly expensive apartment in NY. I have three siblings, so I lost 1/3 of about $200k in inheritance from this. However, I now will have a really sweet apartment in the city come summer.

[durron597]

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Having aces cracked hardly qualifies as post worthy. Even in a bad beat and whining thread.

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There weren't any hands posted yet. And I already posted my tpgk getting cracked by running quads.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t400 (3 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx

SB (t1305)
BB (t8155)
Hero (t4040)

Preflop: Hero is Button with A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t800</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, BB calls t400.

Flop: (t1250) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">BB bets t7330 (All-In)</font>, Hero calls t3215 (All-In).

Turn: (t11795) 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 2 all-in)</font>

River: (t11795) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 2 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: t11795

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
BB has 2h Ah (flush, ace high).
Hero has Ad As (one pair, aces).
Outcome: BB wins t11795. </font>

[citanul]

don't i even get like, a pwned or something?

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[Apathy]

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if you must post it, post all that crap here.

go nuts.

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Last night I got drunk and hooked up with my ex-girlfriend.

It's going to be annoying to make her leave me alone again.

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WTF!!?!?!?!?! YOU [censored] TARD!!

[splashpot]

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don't i even get like, a pwned or something?

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You gave it 6 minutes. Here you go.

[Slim Pickens]

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I have a bad beat. Tomorrow is my 33rd birthday, does anyone want to celibate with me? [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

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Bad beat... celibate... I don't know what kind of birthday party you want but count me out.