Questions you don't want to hear during a job interview?

[diebitter]

So, do you have any faults? (I don't want to hear this cos I know the 'I sometimes work too hard' only works on dufuses, and I'm out of answers otherwise).

Do you like [Sport X], cos we have a team? (you hate Sport X)

[lem45216]

Any question where they randomly ask you to name a situation where you've "been a team leader", "taken charge of a situation", "helped those in need", "voluntarily done a job you didn't want to do" and the like. I can never think of answers quickly so have to make stuff up.

[spamuell]

So you took about 15 months off between the end of secondary school and the start of university, but you spent less than 6 of these out the country and only had a job for less than 3. What the hell were you doing the rest of the time?

[diebitter]

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So you took about 15 months off between the end of secondary school and the start of university, but you spent less than 6 of these out the country and only had a job for less than 3. What the hell were you doing the rest of the time?

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You aren't too creative on the old CV, are you.

[spamuell]

Oh, no, I'll inflate the number of months of everything I've done of course so I don't have to ever answer a question with "sweet FA".

[ChipWrecked]

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So you took about 15 months off between the end of secondary school and the start of university, but you spent less than 6 of these out the country and only had a job for less than 3. What the hell were you doing the rest of the time?

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Hey, I thought there wasn't supposed to be any math.

[canis582]

This isnt really a question, but: pee in this cup please.

[BradleyT]

If there are 3 equally qualified people applying for the job including yourself, why should we hire you instead of one of the other 2?

[dcasper70]

Have you ever been convicted of a felony?

[ChipWrecked]

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Have you ever been convicted of a felony?

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I love this one.

"You did say convicted, right?"