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Old 10-28-2005, 03:06 AM
Blarg Blarg is offline
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Default Re: Children\'s book or cow erotica? You decide.

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The author is trying to justify marrying and repeatedly nailing a fat chick.

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heheheh

I definitely wonder why an author chose to want to get the reader so into being a cow, especially so sensuously.

Here's my dog version.

Dawn is breaking. Sniffing the wind on a hot summer's day. The first birds sing, and Timmy strolls outside, whistling.

Slowly you rise from the sodden grass, your thick coat wet with saliva. Big and heavy, you amble to the gate and jump over it, full testicles swinging between your legs.

Food drops in front of you, and you bend to eat. Gently Timmy scratches behind your ears and pats you on the rump, and you get a doggy boner that drips a little. Goop comes out -- rich, warm, milky.

You eat some grass and throw up, making awful hacking sounds. You lick your balls over and over for hours.

The day warms up, and your breath comes hot and heavy from your broad, wet nose. You jump the fence and chase around sniffing butts and threatening cars. You pee on a lot of things.

As the midday sun blazes, you crap on some guy's front lawn.

Later you wait to be let back into the house. Skidding your ass across the cool carpet at last.
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Old 10-28-2005, 09:56 AM
CrazyEyez CrazyEyez is offline
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Default Re: Children\'s book or cow erotica? You decide.

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okay, this is the funniest thing i have ever read.

I'm just trying to picture you reading this to your daughter and I double over laughing.

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At first I was shocked, then disgusted, then I just started laughing.
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Old 10-28-2005, 09:57 AM
CrazyEyez CrazyEyez is offline
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Default Re: Children\'s book or cow erotica? You decide.

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The author is trying to justify marrying and repeatedly nailing a fat chick.

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Hmmm I didn't think of that. You could be right, but I'm pretty sure the dude [censored]s livestock.
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Old 10-28-2005, 10:00 AM
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Default Re: Children\'s book or cow erotica? You decide.

I've ready a lot of children's books to my kids, and there's a few where the odd line seems a bit adult/ incongruous/ suggestive. However, to a child they are fine, as they are innocent of the reasons which we as adults would lead us to interpret the words differently.

But this one if FUBAR.
I've never known anything so FUBAR.
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Old 10-28-2005, 10:13 AM
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Default Re: Children\'s book or cow erotica? You decide.

There is nothing wrong with farmgirl whores running around everywhere. There is something seriously wrong with a beastiality freak writing children's books.
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Old 10-28-2005, 10:21 AM
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Default Re: Children\'s book or cow erotica? You decide.

You are such a poet... [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
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Old 10-28-2005, 12:00 PM
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The day warms up, and your breath comes hot and heavy from your broad, wet nose. You jump the fence and chase around sniffing butts and threatening cars. You pee on some dude in the shower because he asked you to, fulfilling a goal he has had for years

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Old 10-28-2005, 12:46 PM
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Can I have the name of the farmer please? He sounds like a lot of fun!
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Old 10-28-2005, 12:49 PM
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Can I have the name of the farmer please? He sounds like a lot of fun!

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Awesome.
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