30 people just saw me completely naked

[STLantny]

So, I live in a studio apartment, with a huge balcolny, and a door from my room to said balcolny. I always leave this door open, because, usually from most angles, you cant see into my room with the screen door shut. Well, I just got outta the shower, and was about to start getting ready for work, dropped my towel int the hamper, and the screen door swung completely open from the wind. Luckily for them, there was a group of people taking a tour down my block. (I live in hte Italian sectin of ST. Louis, and there are always out of towners taking walking tours.) The screen door flies open fast enough, to make a huge noise against the metal railing, and everyone down on the street proceeds to look up. At me. Naked. I said woops, and went into the bathroom to get another towel....