Poetry time! read my poem.

[blaze666]

this is a poem about micheal jackson that i wrote and submitted to DevArt. i think OOT could do with some entertainment.

This is a load of other odes strung together, so the beats may be a bit out. verses 1-3 are ABCB, 4 is meant to be sung to 'if you're looking for trouble' and the other 2 are limericks. also, it's all in first person.
<font color="white">me and micheal jackson made sweet, passionate love... </font>


The complete odes to micheal jackson.

My nose is falling off
It's hanging by a thread
But if i ran out of sellotape
It'd fall right off my head *aacha*

I'm completly loony,
I'm more plastic than man
1979
Is where my craziness began 'ahoo'

I live in neverland
Im unquestionably bonkers
I can't get any nookie
So i show children my conkers 'ah hee hee hee'

I think you will agree
My nose is a medical wonder
But now im thinking my surgery,
May have been a blunder. 'owww'

I got loadsa money,
I got loadsa clothes,
My names micheal jackson
With my synthetic nose *grabs crotch*

I was charged with rape
My nose stuck with tape
Im the king of pop
But i should stop
Cuz my mouth is the weirdest shape 'ohhh'

I like little boys,
I like to use my toys
They ain't mislead,
But they'll climb into bed
And i'll do whatever he enjoys...

i hope i kept you entertained for a brief few seconds.