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Old 12-20-2005, 11:33 AM
trotski trotski is offline
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Default Re: Most disgusting thing you\'ve ever seen someone do in a public rest

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A friend of mine once went into a semi-public bathroom in Philly. About five seconds after he started pissing, he realized that the guy at the urinal next to him wasn't pissing but jerking off.

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I used to work for the Mariners AAA affiliate in Tacoma, in 2002. On a non-gameday, I walked into the stadium bathroom, and some guy was in there pounding it like a hammer. Only problem was, there was no door on the stall. I was scarred for life...drank myself silly that night.
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Old 12-20-2005, 04:57 PM
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Tony,

Still remeber this one from my first day of kindergarten. This girl had asked the teacher to go the the bathroom about 15 minutes before the end of the day. The teacher told her she could wait and go after the bell rang. We were all sitting in our chairs at the end of the day when the bell rang and we were all dismissed. The litttle girl would not get out of her chair and started crying. The teacher was telling the girl that she could go use the bathroom now but the girl wouldn't move. The teacher finally went over and grabbed the girl by the arm and lifted her out of her chair. As the girl was lifted up a great water fall of urine left the chair and fell onto the teachers ankles and feet. At that time I did not think that I would ever see something so gross ever again.
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Old 12-20-2005, 05:14 PM
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That teacher got what she deserved. Stories about teachers not letting kids use the washroom have always aggravated me.

I have a similar story, except that this one wasn't the teacher's fault. In my grade 5 class, a girl was standing at the front of the class making a presentation when suddenly a horrible smell started wafting throughout the room. Everyone started making comments about it and the girl got a horrified look on her face, but she didn't move from the front of class. The teacher finally asked her if she needed to go to the washroom and the girl replied that she did. However, when she started to walk away, a chunk of wet sh!t came rolling out of her pant leg and onto the floor. She had filled her pants while giving her presentation.
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Old 12-20-2005, 05:38 AM
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jerking off.

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Old 12-20-2005, 08:31 AM
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Brad's girlfriend Elizabeth blowing some guy for 45 minutes. nasty stuff.

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Old 12-20-2005, 11:18 AM
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working the night shift in a NOC here in Atlanta a few years back. Only me and two other people in the whole building. I walk into the restroom to take a leak and I hear grunting from the stall.

No biggie.

A few seconds go by and I hear a fork scraping over a plate. Dude was finishing his dinner while dropping a deuce.

Yummy.
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Old 12-19-2005, 10:56 PM
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I used to work at a truck stop that had shower stalls that the truckers could use. Anyhow some stupid inbred mf took a [censored] in one of them and spread it all over the walls and floor, very disgusting. Women would stick their used tampons on the stalls in the restrooms, or stick dirty diapers in the toilet, so you can just imagine the kind of [censored] they would do in the mens room.
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Old 12-19-2005, 11:32 PM
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poop.
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Old 12-19-2005, 11:55 PM
HopeydaFish HopeydaFish is offline
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Back when I worked in retail I was serving a very obese woman who was sweating profusely throughout my sales pitch. She seemed to be in some discomfort. She decided to purchase something from me and I lead her up to the sales desk to write up her order. About halfway through getting her personal information, she suddenly blurts out "WHERE'S THE WASHROOM?!?" and I point her in the direction of it.

She had to climb some stairs and go around a corner to find the washroom. She waddled as quickly as she could up the stairs, but by the time she was about halway up I could smell the distinctive scent of human feces. I was quite sure she'd [censored] herself going up the stairs.

A little while later she comes back down the stairs, and the feces smell isn't nearly as powerful as I was expecting. She paid me for her purchase and left quickly.

After she left I went upstairs to inspect the washroom in case she'd made a mess. What I saw will haunt my nightmares for the rest of my life.

The woman had obviously had explosive diarrhea -- and hadn't made it to the toilet before it came exploding out of her. She had sprayed diarrhea starting from just outside the bathroom door and then proceeded to coat almost every surface in the washroom with brown horror. She even managed to get a good amount of her nastiness onto the bathroom counter -- and into my favorite coffee mug. Her [censored]-soaked underwear were in the wastepaper basket beside the toilet.

My boss asked me to clean the washroom, but I told her that I would quit rather than have to do that. I told her to hire professional cleaners (the type who clean up after murders and such), but she was too cheap to do so. She ended up going into the washroom with some rubber gloves, some bleach, and some paper towels and doing it herself.
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Old 12-20-2005, 12:17 AM
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She even managed to get a good amount of her nastiness onto the bathroom counter -- and into my favorite coffee mug.

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why was your coffee mug in the bathroom?
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