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Sick Ol\' Loose Bad Beater
LOOSE BAD BEATER
(Sung to the tune of "Jet Airliner" by the Steve Miller Band) (c) 2003 Dan Druff Productions Raisin' pre-flop with two high cards No one's in before Holdin' big slick, I've flopped my ace I check raise and you call once more Now my trips show up here on the turn And it feels like I'm on a rush The river brings up that ugly spade And you beat me with a backdoor flush Oh, oh sick ol' loose bad beater Don't be calling two-cold today Oh, oh sick ol' loose bad beater With you in, no pots go my way Goodbye to all my racks of chips Goodbye to the techniques I've trusted Right now I lead with my turned nut flush And when the board pairs I know it gets busted When I raise with my pre-flop aces You'll cap it with your offsuit deuce-seven And by the odds your money's all mine But when you river your two-pair You'll be in fishy heaven Sick ol' loose bad beater Don't go make me too poor today Oh, oh, sick ol' loose bad beater Against you, losing finds a way There's no two cards that you'll lay down You're the worst one in town Losing big pots to all but me You know it's my chips that you're passing around And I'm raisin' kings with hesitation You know it's not too hard to see That you'll crack my strong pre-flop hand with that River ace when you're playing A-3 Sick ol' loose bad beater With any ace you won't fold away Oh, oh sick ol' loose bad beater Any raise and a call's OK Oh, oh sick ol' loose bad beater Making my bankroll decay Oh, oh sick ol' loose bad beater In those pots you just love to stay Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Sick ol' loose bad beater Calling with no thought or delay Oh, oh sick ol' loose bad beater Your freak luck has sure made me pay Oh, oh sick ol' loose bad beater I'm broke and going home Oh, oh sick ol' loose bad beater Against you it's a constant groan |
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