Pirate time!

diebitter · #1 11-22-2005, 06:03 AM

I suggest today, we all try doing a stupid pirate voice in an inappropriate situation, and tell the result. I've done mine already, as I was bored.

Business meetings, trying lines on girls, ordering food, whatever.

Mine has been on the train this morning, very early, mostly empty carriage:

Ticket checker, walking through the train: "Tickets from XXX, please?"

Me, showing ticket: "It be a cold marnin today, matey! The frost be bitin hard, AAAAARRRRRRRR!"

Him: "", then, "Tickets from xxxx, please", walks on.

Else, post your thought for the day in piratespeak, please.

jokerthief · #2 11-22-2005, 06:05 AM

British people are hilarious.

Vavavoom · #3 11-22-2005, 06:15 AM

Blarg · #4 11-22-2005, 06:16 AM

There's no way you are convincing me that you did this for a joke and it isn't something you say constantly at odd times.

jokerthief · #5 11-22-2005, 06:22 AM

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If he did do it, he would be my hero.

diebitter · #6 11-22-2005, 06:25 AM

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I was bored and cold, and for some reason thinking about how cool Steve the Pirate from Dodgeball is.

And I can't really understand the sentence - not being deliberately obtuse here, just can't get what you're saying in the second part. You think I do pirate stuff at occasional times? Yep, you'd be right.

Blarg · #7 11-22-2005, 06:32 AM

Dude, catch some sleep. That sentence wasn't that tough.

diebitter · #8 11-22-2005, 06:40 AM

It be 10:40am here! AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR!

tonypaladino · #9 11-22-2005, 06:56 AM

OK, today when I get off the subway at Union Square and there are an assload of retards blocking my way out, I will say something like "out of me way 'fore ye meet the end of me sword" instead of just my usual plowing them down with my elbows.

Also, I encourage you remember to celebrate September 19th next year, which is International Talk Like A Pirate Day.

diebitter · #10 11-22-2005, 07:36 AM

That be the spirit, Capn Tony Crimson Guts! ARRRRR!

Any other lily-livered landlubbers there fancy they be yearnin fer the pirate life? Shiver me timbers, don't be afeared to show yer pirate self, to have fear of no man and no thing, 'cept the sharks and the devil! Arrrrrr

Be the pirate just once today, and ye'll know you be pirate through and through!