Dumbest/Funniest/Best Thing You've Done While Blacked Out

[sthief09]

mine isn't that great but this is inspired by evan's boom boom thread. I suck at OOTing but maybe this will be a good thread and I can be accepted into OOTdom

- went to open bar formal for my frat
- go to diner with girlfriend, which is 3 blocks from my frat house right up broadway
- proceed to start yelling at my girlfriend that my house is "that way" (which was east), and she finally says "fine. you go your way and I'll go mine"
- talked to my girlfriend on the phoen while she tried to give me directions but I was too incoherent. then my phone died
- wander around manhattan in my suit
- have flashes of memory at around 74th and madison (~4 miles of walking in my suit), and also of walking through morningside park, which is not a safe place at 4am, of walking into a hotel looking for an ATM only to realize I have no wallet, and getting into a cab then getting out after one block realizing I had no money
- somehow made it back