Revenge on neighbors

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Go confront her face to face and tell her she's being a lunatic. It's a lot harder for people to screw each other when they actually have met the person. She probably has some ridiculous fantasy about how you look and act that has nothing to do with real life.

You need to speak to this person at least once, tell her she's behaving like an idiot and ask her to stop. If she doesn't, plant some drugs in her car.

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[FouTight]

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Go confront her face to face and tell her she's being a lunatic. It's a lot harder for people to screw each other when they actually have met the person. She probably has some ridiculous fantasy about how you look and act that has nothing to do with real life.

You need to speak to this person at least once, tell her she's behaving like an idiot and ask her to stop. If she doesn't, plant some drugs in her car.

NT

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and for my 4000th trick... I will not read the thread

[JonPKibble]

I used to live in a second floor apartment in a 2 story apartment complex, I would play DDR at 11:30 AM and the old people downstairs would complain to the super because they needed to get in their afternoon nap. Good thing I was in the process of closing on my house.

[BCPVP]

Step 1: Get/borrow your bf's paintball gun and get some paintballs.
Step 2: Get a syringe.
Step 3: Use the syringe to suck out the paint and replace with something like paint thinner/stripper.
Step 4: Find the bitch's car and pepper it.

Borrowed from this evil book I saw in a Barnes and Noble talking about how to get revenge.

Or try the bed suggestion.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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I used to live in a second floor apartment in a 2 story apartment complex, I would play DDR

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Oh my aching ass. I'm glad I was out of apartments/dorms before this got big.

[Easy E]

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Move your bed up against the adjoining wall and bang the [censored] out of your bf while you scream and moan (even more than usual). When the cops come, tell them sheepishly that your bf is a bit of a stud, but you have every right to enjoy sex in the privacy of your home. Do this whenever the bitch has company over and all times in between. She'll move out or ask to join you.

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I had the same idea. At least you'll find out if she has a significant other. And you'll get more "satisfaction" out of this revenge method than any others! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Just make sure to do this during reasonable hours so the 3 a.m. argument can't be used against you.

[brettbrettr]

Just keep slamming doors. Eventually, the cops will ignore her. Then you can too.

[Amid Cent]

Rent some really raunchy porn. I would recommend something with horses or donkeys. Put the DVD on repeat. Turn your speakers around so they are right against the wall. Hit play. Go away for a long weekend.

[phil_ivey_fan]

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If OOTers got a hold of her phone number I shudder to think of the consequences. Of course, I strongly discourage such childish activity.

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I'm so f-king game for some "soundboard prank calls"

[Guernica4000]

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Move your bed up against the adjoining wall and bang the [censored] out of your gf while she screams and moans (even more than usual). When the cops come, tell them sheepishly that your gf is a bit loud, but you have every right to enjoy sex in the privacy of your home. Do this whenever the bitch has company over and all times in between. She'll move out or ask to join you.

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And yes, this is a great idea. I think I'll try it when he gets home.

I gotta head out for a while but I'll check back later. Thanks for all the great ideas.

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Wow her boyfriend is going to be very happy with whoever posted this.