500th post. :)

[Sheriff Fatman]

Rollaj, Lori - thanks for the kind words.

Was hoping it might get a chuckle or too but your responses have made my day! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Looks like it was well worth putting my lack of language skills on display. Its frightening how little of my high school French I can remember!

Sheriff

[uuDevil]

[ QUOTE ]
Cher Happy,

Felicitations pour votre message cinq-cent. J'ecris cette message en Français dans votre honeur.

Je suis desole pour ma Français très malle.

À bientot

Sheriff

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Altavista's Babel Fish translation:

Dear Happy, Congratulations for your message cinq-cent. I ecris this French message in your honor. I am desole for my French very trunk. With soon Sheriff


Not as good as your intended translation or as funny as your "more likely" version.... [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[happyjaypee]

[ QUOTE ]
Cher Happy,
Felicitations pour votre message cinq-cent. J'ecris cette message en Français dans votre honeur.
Je suis desole pour ma Français très malle.
À bientot

Sheriff


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Thanks Sheriff. And that's a nice try. The correct french would be:

Cher happy,
Félicitation pour votre cinq-centième messages. Jécris ce message en français en votre honneur.
Je suis désolé pour mon mauvais français.
À bientôt.

Sheriff


[ QUOTE ]
MORE LIKELY TRANSLATION
My darling mushroom,
This camel has been Post Office. Kindly remove tomorrow's "horrible swear word".
Flatulence

Sheriff


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LMAO!!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]





On another matter, I had'nt posted in a couple days. I wanted to take the time to write a nice post for my 500th. During those 3-4 days off... GRANNY WAS BACK!!!!

I'm learning the news a little late but hey, It's great to see you're back old bag [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img].

(So? Do we still play the hell out of Q [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]5 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] now that our elder and mentor is back? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img])


-Happy [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[GrannyMae]

Do we still play the hell out of Q 5 now that our elder is back? )

since it is YOU asking peee, NO.

it is swiss.
you have been a good friend and great contributor here, so i hereby jinx the hand known as Granny.

Those who play it from this point on are destined to cold water enemas, nightly mastrubation as your only sex, and limp hot dogs for life.

when i die, above curse will be lifted from the "Granny-Mae".
(fear not if you like this hand tho, death can be in an hour, or a few years max, so have paitence)