Where do these guys learn this [censored]?

[Cumulonimbus]

Why can't he just fold the flop?

Party Poker 3.00/6.00 Hold'em <font color="#0000FF">(6 handed)</font> link

Preflop: Nimbus is Button with 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 folds</font>, MP calls, <font color="#666666">1 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Nimbus raises</font>, <font color="#666666">1 folds</font>, BB calls, MP calls.

Flop: (6.33 SB) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">MP bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Nimbus raises</font>, BB folds, MP calls.

Turn: (5.17 BB) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
MP checks, <font color="#CC3333">Nimbus bets</font>, MP calls.

River: (7.17 BB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">MP bets</font>, Nimbus calls.

Final Pot: 9.17 BB.
Results in white below:<font color="#FFFFFF">
MP has Jc Kh (a straight, seven to jack.)
Nimbus has 8s 8c (three of a kind, eights.)
MP wins 8.75 BB.
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[Cumulonimbus]

At least porn's on right now. I haven't won a hand yet, but at least I haven't lost my right hand.

This guy was a TAG too. WTF.

Party Poker 3.00/6.00 Hold'em <font color="#0000FF">(6 handed)</font> link

Preflop: Nimbus is BB with 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">4 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises</font>, Nimbus calls.

Flop: (4.00 SB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Nimbus raises</font>, SB calls.

Turn: (4.00 BB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Nimbus bets</font>, SB calls.

River: (6.00 BB) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
SB checks, Nimbus checks.

Final Pot: 6.00 BB.
Results in white below:<font color="#FFFFFF">
SB has Ah 3d (a pair of aces.)
Nimbus has 7c 8d (a pair of eights.)
SB wins 5.75 BB.
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