Post your favorite God quote

SNOWBALL138 · #1 11-12-2005, 11:41 AM

I got this from

http://www.jaypinkerton.com/backofthebible.html

Here's mine:

"I will rebuke your offerings,
then spread dung on your faces." (Malachi 2:3)

I checked my bible for its version and its slightly longer but says the same thing. Anyway, whats your favorite god quote?

sweetjazz · #2 11-12-2005, 02:16 PM

Even though it apparently takes Nietzsche's writings out of context and nobody actually thinks that God said it, the symmetry of:

God is dead. -- Nietzsche
Nietzsche is dead. -- God

is just awesome.

#3 11-12-2005, 05:50 PM

My most memorable at least, is the one in Ezekiel that Samual L. Jackson quoted right before wasting his victims in Pulp Fiction.

purnell · #4 11-13-2005, 03:01 AM

"Y'know, sometimes even I'd rather be watching football"

From "Homer the Heretic"

#5 11-13-2005, 03:44 AM

"And my wrath shall wax hot, and I will kill you with the sword; and your wives shall be widows, and your children fatherless."

Exodus 22:24

BluffTHIS! · #6 11-13-2005, 03:47 AM

"Blessed is he . . . who sits not in the seat of the scoffer."

Ps.1

Peter666 · #7 11-13-2005, 04:46 AM

"God, guns and guts made this country, let's keep all three."

whiskeytown · #8 11-13-2005, 06:12 AM

If the world hates you, remember that it hated me first. - John 15:18

Godfather80 · #9 11-13-2005, 01:40 PM

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My most memorable at least, is the one in Ezekiel that Samual L. Jackson quoted right before wasting his victims in Pulp Fiction.

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Give a look. You won't find it. Supposedly it's Ezekiel:25, but the only line that slightly resembles the movie is verse 16. Tarantino made the rest up. No God there. Check www.bible.com for yourself.

ZeeJustin · #10 11-13-2005, 05:41 PM

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"Y'know, sometimes even I'd rather be watching football"

From "Homer the Heretic"

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Homer talking to God: You're not the boss of me!