1 week to live ......

[Riverman]

Anna Nicole Smiths first husband is a real-life case study. As for me, I would go kill lots of arabs because that may get me into heaven.

[ddubois]

Buy a reeeealy big life insurance policy.

[Sponger15SB]

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Call hot girls and try to get pity sex.

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Don't you already do this?

[WDC]

Can I go on a great adventure with my family? If so, probably that. If not I would choose spending some inexpensive time with my family for the most part.

[M2d]

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kill myself. [censored] fate

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you'd probably just wound yourself, end up in a coma and die a week later. fate [censored] you back!!

[thatpfunk]

go to a preschool and take on every 5-year old there

[jaxUp]

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I would go kill lots of arabs because that may get me into heaven.

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wow.

[diebitter]

I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey [censored] he is. Hallelujah. Holy [censored]. Where's the Tylenol?

[drewjustdrew]

Seems like a lot of these things, you don't have to be dying to try.

As for me, I'm not sure what I would do, but the douche who cuts me off in traffic is not going to enjoy what happens to them afterward. And don't even get me started on the guy who doesn't wash his hands after peeing. And...

[AlexSem]

Anyone who mentioned anythnig about hurting others needs a reality check. And a psychiatrist too.

And maybe a group hug.