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Old 11-29-2005, 01:39 PM
Grisgra Grisgra is offline
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Default Idiot McDouchebag\'s Pattern Mapper is better than mine.

30/60, table recently went full. Not my specialty but there's a 60% VPIP guy there that I just can't let go of. Plus, I have to make up the $$ that I bled off the last twenty minutes. Right?

UTG I get AKo. I raise.

fold fold fold fold Idiot McDouchebag calls.

Flop is JT5 rainbow. Eh, he could have easily called with something that hit. But I probably have lots of outs. I bet, Idiot McDouchebag calls, everyone else is gone.

Turn is a 3. I bet, Idiot McDouchebag calls.

River is a blank. I check, thinking I probably need to fold to a bet. Idiot McDouchebag checks.

Idiot McDouchebag shows 93s.

This is why my WTSD% at 30/60 is in the low 30s, but my W$SD is . . . also in the low 30s. AUUUUUGH!
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Old 11-29-2005, 02:03 PM
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Default Re: Idiot McDouchebag\'s Pattern Mapper is better than mine.

I mean really you should have seen this coming if the guy's name is Idiot McDouchebag.
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Old 11-29-2005, 02:25 PM
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I mean really you should have seen this coming if the guy's name is Idiot McDouchebag.

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Old 11-29-2005, 04:15 PM
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Default Re: Idiot McDouchebag\'s Pattern Mapper is better than mine.

Thanks for the help, guys.
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Old 11-29-2005, 04:40 PM
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Default Re: Idiot McDouchebag\'s Pattern Mapper is better than mine.

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Thanks for the help, guys.

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lol.

dude the guys at 20/40 are insane too - I had the guy cap his gutshot + unders yesterday on the TURN. Of course, he fleeced me for 4 bets on the river b/c I had 2nd set.. These guys kill me.

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Old 11-29-2005, 04:43 PM
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Default Re: Idiot McDouchebag\'s Pattern Mapper is better than mine.

Uhm.... what help do you want?

River K?
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Old 11-29-2005, 04:49 PM
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Uhm.... what help do you want?

River K?

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I want the guy who coldcalls preflop with 93s and calls the flop with nothing but unders and two backdoor draws . . . to lose. Duh?
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Old 11-29-2005, 04:54 PM
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I want the guy who coldcalls preflop with 93s and calls the flop with nothing but unders and two backdoor draws . . . to lose. Duh?

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River K.
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Old 11-29-2005, 05:02 PM
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I want the guy who coldcalls preflop with 93s and calls the flop with nothing but unders and two backdoor draws . . . to lose. Duh?

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River K.

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Yes, that'd have been fine too.
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