How do you insult this guy?

[LeatherFace]

Just grab your wife and give her a big manly kiss on her lips, he will shut the [censored] up and your wife will make sweet mad love with you that night.

[goofball]

say:

"oh yeah?? Well I had sex with your wife!"

[Crimson]

Kurosh, we know you are too cool for this guy.
I mean, look at you....

[STLantny]

Did the wife hear it? If not, so she is clueless, go up to the guy, act like you are an old high school friend, and ask if this "new chick" ie his wife is his "new girlfriend" because this isnt the chick you saw him with last week...etc....otherwise, get something to break his fingers with, take yuor wife to teh car, calmly go back in, and break all his fingers, than walk out.

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say:

"oh yeah?? Well I had sex with your wife!"

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Isn't his wife in a coma?

[imported_anacardo]

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It has to be an insult on his manhood. Challenge him and show him up for a pussy.

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Fine play.

"Oh, takes a big [censored]' man to talk [censored] to a woman in front of your friends. Now. You can apologize, we can step outside, or you can hit the door running. What's it gonna be, tough guy?"

[RRRRICK]

How good an actor are you?

If you can instill some fear into him and make him backdown he'll come off looking like a weak fool.

Insulting your wife's nose, I'd probably threaten to bite his nose off then get in his face and make some snapping motion with your teeth.

The more psychotic you can come off the faster he will look for the door

[MonkeeMan]

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Kurosh, we know you are too cool for this guy.
I mean, look at you....



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Aha, the nose part makes sense now.

[Los Feliz Slim]

Say "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me".

Then, break his bones with some sticks and some stones.

In reality, you've just got to ignore this [censored]. Say "You know what? I'm not going to dignify that nonsense with a response, jackass."

Then convince your wife not to care what other people say about her. Then convince the Israelis and Palestinians to live in peace.

[tdarko]

it's simple. tell him that your wife knows what the coffee smells like in brazil, that birds always have a place to perch, that she has never been late for an important meeting...and she did this without paying for it rich guy [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img].