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12-20-2005, 02:47 AM
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Re: Most disgusting thing you\'ve ever seen someone do in a public rest
used to work as a janitor and walked into the men's bathroom (small bathroom, 1 urinal, 1 toilet stall) and nearly threw up when the smell hit me. some sick [censored] rubbed their [censored] all over the entire bathroom. it was everywhere, even on the ceiling! i showed my manager and it was in my job description (cue the "you had a [censored] job" jokes) so i had to clean it. made the mistake of trying to mask the smell with some air freshener, i think that made it worse.
not the most disgusting, but it bothers me when i'm in a public restroom and you hear some dude in the shitter starts talking, flushes, then walks out talking on his cell phone! can't it wait?? there is a time and place! come on man! 
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#2
12-20-2005, 04:11 PM
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Re: Cell Phone Dumpers
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not the most disgusting, but it bothers me when i'm in a public restroom and you hear some dude in the shitter starts talking, flushes, then walks out talking on his cell phone! can't it wait?? there is a time and place! come on man! [/ QUOTE ] This is what I was going to post. Commerce must have the all-time monopoly on this one. What in god's name makes people want to go into a public bathroom, take a huge, gassy dump, and talk to all of their friends and family on the phone at the same time??? It's like, "Yeah, how you doing?" <fart, plop, sigh> "Oh, yeah, I'm at Commerce." <rip, toot, ah> "You coming?" <flush> Same person a minute later in Chinese: "chinese, chinese." <rip, rip, plop> "chinese, chinese." <fart, plop, sigh> I could go on and on. Why, why god why? And do they use the same hand they are talking on the cell phone while taking a dump to wipe??? If so, do they wash the cell phone afterwards? I have never, ever seen one of these cell phone dumpers wash their cell phone after taking a dump in public. NO, I don't want to hear you talking on your cell phone in public. NO, I don't want you to take a dump in public. And hell NO, I don't want to hear you talking to everyone on your cell phone while taking a dump in public. And if ALL of this is absolutely unavoidable (yeah, right), at least have the courtesy to give a few extra flushes at the end of all of your nastiness.
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#3
12-20-2005, 06:02 PM
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Re: Cell Phone Dumpers
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"chinese, chinese." <rip, rip, plop> "chinese, chinese." <fart, plop, sigh> [/ QUOTE ] amazing...
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#6
12-20-2005, 08:04 PM
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Re: Cell Phone Dumpers
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The best part of Felicia Lee's post is that these events presumably all happened in women's bathrooms. [/ QUOTE ] Ummmm, I sincerely hope so!! Or she's got a lot of explaining to do! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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#7
12-20-2005, 08:16 PM
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Re: Cell Phone Dumpers
Yes, I really am a woman. Although you aren't the first to doubt this. I have been challenged in women's bathrooms.
Obviously Domit (Glenn) is my husband.
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#8
12-20-2005, 09:26 PM
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Re: Cell Phone Dumpers
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Yes, I really am a woman. Although you aren't the first to doubt this. I have been challenged in women's bathrooms. Obviously Domit (Glenn) is my husband. [/ QUOTE ] I never doubted you were a woman. I thought it might have been possible that you were in male/coed bathrooms when these "events" happened, but I guessed you would have mentioned that. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
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#9
12-20-2005, 09:33 PM
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Re: Cell Phone Dumpers
No, they were chicks. Men's bathrooms are usually too dirty, even for me [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]
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