going hookin` on craigslist?

Jules22 · #1 12-02-2005, 05:39 PM

i was cruising the listings for my local area and found a little hottie who i would not mind throwing it into. i have never really tried anything like this, any tips? there was a phone # in the ad and everything, does a cheap motel seem like a good place to meet? any advice is appreciated, including "what the hell are you thinking?!?!"

RunDownHouse · #2 12-02-2005, 05:40 PM

Where's the link?

Jules22 · #3 12-02-2005, 05:45 PM

ill post the picture, dont wanna post the whole ad because theres a phone # in it etc

NSFW

Cancuk · #4 12-02-2005, 05:48 PM

tap that

RunDownHouse · #5 12-02-2005, 05:48 PM

Lazy,

Couldn't you refuse service and payment if they pulled a switch? Or is that a sure way to get in trouble with the pimp?

Fraternally Yours,
RunDownHouse

Cancuk · #6 12-02-2005, 06:04 PM

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Lazy,

Couldn't you refuse service and payment if they pulled a switch? Or is that a sure way to get in trouble with the pimp?

Fraternally Yours,
RunDownHouse

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Woa, Woa, Woa,...I obviously wasn't reading very closely at all...i didn't realize she's hooker. Obviously if i were to read the title, maybe i'd figure it out...wow, now that she's a hooker it changes everything.....tap that, get her to do some weird ass [censored]...maybe a rusty trobone or a alaskan fire dragon....then run, fast.
Then post a trip report.
Then with the extra money you would have paid the hooker with, change your name and get a face transplant.

Always here to help,

Cancuk

Lazymeatball · #7 12-02-2005, 06:08 PM

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Or is that a sure way to get in trouble with the pimp?

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I would imagine so, depends if all these girls have pimps or if they work freelance. I would imagine working freelance would be a sure way to end up in a dumpster or a river, but then I imagine having an abusive pimp is also a sure way to end up in a dumpster or a river. Remind me never to whore myself out.

Gunny Highway · #8 12-02-2005, 05:55 PM

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ill post the picture, dont wanna post the whole ad because theres a phone # in it etc

NSFW

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So you don't want to repost the phone number that she's already posted on the Internet? You're trying to keep the whore all to yourself or what? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

jaydub · #9 12-02-2005, 05:56 PM

Gunny,

Were he to post the number, someone like me would pay her to tie him to the bed and leave a cleveland steamer on his chest. Not posting the number is a good move.

man · #10 12-02-2005, 10:11 PM

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someone like me would pay her to tie him to the bed and leave a cleveland steamer on his chest.

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this made me laugh really hard.