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affecting the game thru mental telepathy
Have any of you guys tried using mental telepathy to affect the next card? Today, I've been playing a really tight, focused game. Whenever I need a certain turn card or river card, I will put an index finger on each temple and chant the card I need. For instance, if I need a king on the turn, I will chant "king, king, king." It seems to turn out more often than not that a king will come on the turn. It's amazing.
Just a few short moments ago, I was drawing to a straight flush on the river (after getting allin on the turn). I chanted "straight fulsh, straight flush." Lo and behold, the river gave me a straight flush. I play on PokerStars and don't know if this would work as well on Party as the cards come out too fast. I've noticed that when I lose focus, and don't concentrate on the cum card (say I'm looking at boobies or something), that I usually lose. Hence, the only logical conclusion is that I'm affecting the outcome of the game thru mental telepathy. Have I come across a new and unique way to pwn the game? |
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Re: affecting the game thru mental telepathy
um... yeah ok
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Re: affecting the game thru mental telepathy
Yes, this is a commonly known fact. It will not work as well on Party games since they're based in India, and the average indian guy has a very high protection karma. Ladbrokes/english sites on the other hand, those are easy ones to hit.
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Re: affecting the game thru mental telepathy
Party works fine. You just have to chant for the card you need in Hindu.
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Re: affecting the game thru mental telepathy
Will you teach me hindu pretty please?
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Re: affecting the game thru mental telepathy
This one time I was on the final table of super monday and I pushed all in over the top of a raise with AK and I got called by QQ the flop was xxx and I chanted "Ace or King, Ace or King" What do you know the next card off the deck was a King! So ya it works every time.
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Re: affecting the game thru mental telepathy
[ QUOTE ]
Will you teach me hindu pretty please? [/ QUOTE ] Dil Chahata Hai |
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Re: affecting the game thru mental telepathy
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Party works fine. You just have to chant for the card you need in Hindu. [/ QUOTE ] First you must find a virgin sacrifice. Rip the heart of your sacrifice from his chest with your bare hand. Then drop him in lava. Now lets play some Poker! |
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Re: affecting the game thru mental telepathy
Yes, I believe that you have. I wonder if you might need some startup cash to help perfect your techniques. I'd be willing to float you some seed money, and then we could split the proceeds. I need to get some money fast, as there's this Nigerian deal that I've got an inside track on, but I need to come up with the cash really soon.
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