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11-30-2005, 08:10 AM
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Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Why bother telling anyone what I want. The thing I really want can't be bought and I won't get it anyway. I fully expect a stocking full of bitterness, disappointment, regret and despair. Why should Christmas be different than any other time?
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11-30-2005, 12:35 PM
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Re: What do you want for Christmas?
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Then what the hell am I going to do with all these dreidels I bought? [/ QUOTE ] This would be a funny away message! Especially for a Christian!
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#33
11-30-2005, 12:42 PM
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Re: What do you want for Christmas?
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Why bother telling anyone what I want. The thing I really want can't be bought and I won't get it anyway. I fully expect a stocking full of bitterness, disappointment, regret and despair. Why should Christmas be different than any other time? [/ QUOTE ] Wow, you need a hug.
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11-30-2005, 12:46 PM
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Re: What do you want for Christmas?
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[ QUOTE ] Why bother telling anyone what I want. The thing I really want can't be bought and I won't get it anyway. I fully expect a stocking full of bitterness, disappointment, regret and despair. Why should Christmas be different than any other time? [/ QUOTE ] Wow, you need a hug. [/ QUOTE ] Check his handle. I chuckled.
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11-30-2005, 12:49 PM
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Re: What do you want for Christmas?
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Why bother telling anyone what I want. The thing I really want can't be bought and I won't get it anyway. I fully expect a stocking full of bitterness, disappointment, regret and despair. Why should Christmas be different than any other time? [/ QUOTE ] Wow, you need a hug. [/ QUOTE ] Check his handle. I chuckled. [/ QUOTE ] Touche
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#36
11-30-2005, 12:49 PM
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Re: What do you want for Christmas?
I want him to do this to me:
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#37
11-30-2005, 12:51 PM
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Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Dear Sanity Clause,
I would like a bike. I would ask for an ipod, but I just bought one, "for my wife." Thanks anyway. How are ya anyway? Love, --GA
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#39
11-30-2005, 07:12 PM
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Re: What do you want for Christmas?
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] dude, I dont wanna spoil it for you, but he dies at the end. [/ QUOTE ] well, then I might as well skip the rest and just read the last chapter. I belive it is called "revelations". This book is way to popular for it to end bad. craig p.s. I just read further, you were wrong. The writer wanted us to think he died, but he came back 3 days later. I usually don't like suspense novels, but this one is good. [/ QUOTE ] Well it seems that it is going to end bad. Well, especially for me if I don't stop my chosen people ways. I just have to hope that maybe some of my buddies in the Zionist Organized Government will help me out and can talk to God for me. That is if they will still talk to me, since I haven't been to a meeting since we decided we had enough of Spielberg and Seinfeld. Anyways, I guess I need to make a decision fairly soon, before it is too late. I have gotten 26 days until Christmas and I should make a decision by then. If not it is Hanukkah again for me. [/ QUOTE ] After much thought I have decided I need to let as many people as possible know about the end of the world. I am thinking I could go door to door or maybe just stop people on the streets and talk to them. I will need to have one of those shirts that say, "Where will you be for eternity: Smoking or Non-Smoking" or "Born Again Christians Do It Better". I still haven't decided how confrontational I want to be. But, whatever it takes I guess, I have to save the world from its sins. So, my official answer for what I want for christmas is: A Christian T-Shirt. Maybe even one that says: "Jewboys For Christ" or "I still like my Matzoh, but I love my Savior", or "I may be Jewish, but I am not going to burn in hell with all of you other Jews who don't know that Jesus is our lord, Sucker!". craig
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#40
11-30-2005, 07:15 PM
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Re: What do you want for Christmas?
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] dude, I dont wanna spoil it for you, but he dies at the end. [/ QUOTE ] well, then I might as well skip the rest and just read the last chapter. I belive it is called "revelations". This book is way to popular for it to end bad. craig p.s. I just read further, you were wrong. The writer wanted us to think he died, but he came back 3 days later. I usually don't like suspense novels, but this one is good. [/ QUOTE ] Well it seems that it is going to end bad. Well, especially for me if I don't stop my chosen people ways. I just have to hope that maybe some of my buddies in the Zionist Organized Government will help me out and can talk to God for me. That is if they will still talk to me, since I haven't been to a meeting since we decided we had enough of Spielberg and Seinfeld. Anyways, I guess I need to make a decision fairly soon, before it is too late. I have gotten 26 days until Christmas and I should make a decision by then. If not it is Hanukkah again for me. [/ QUOTE ] After much thought I have decided I need to let as many people as possible know about the end of the world. I am thinking I could go door to door or maybe just stop people on the streets and talk to them. I will need to have one of those shirts that say, "Where will you be for eternity: Smoking or Non-Smoking" or "Born Again Christians Do It Better". I still haven't decided how confrontational I want to be. But, whatever it takes I guess, I have to save the world from its sins. So, my official answer for what I want for christmas is: A Christian T-Shirt. Maybe even one that says: "Jewboys For Christ" or "I still like my Matzoh, but I love my Savior", or "I may be Jewish, but I am not going to burn in hell with all of you other Jews who don't know that Jesus is our lord, Sucker!". craig [/ QUOTE ] absolutely just threw yourself into top 5 favorite posters with this one. maybe you could get a bumper sticker showing the "Truth fish" devouring a dreidel... or matzoh ball... hmm, how bout a rabbi?
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