Best Family Guy Moment

[New001]

I can't even put into words how happy that website makes me.

[dlk9s]

I haven't watched it regularly since it came back, but I remember one partial quote from a couple years ago.

I believe Chris asked Peter a question, starting with, "What would you say if I...."

Peter responded by saying, "I'd say, 'Come now?' and then I'd laugh because I said, 'Come'."

Then of course, there's this one (full text courtesy familyguyquotes.com):

Stewie (to Jeremy, the babysitter's boyfriend):
"Ha! I got your hat! Take that, hatless! Now go back to the quad and resume your hackey sac tourney! I'm not gonna lay down for some frat boy bastard with his damn teether sandals and his Skoal Bandits and his Abercrombie and Fitch long sleeved, open stitched, crew neck Henley smoking his sticky buds out of a soda can while watching his favorite downloaded Simpsons episodes every night! Yes, we all love "Mr. Plow"! Oh, you've got the song memorized, do you? SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE! That is exactly the kind of idiot you see at Taco Bell at 1 in the morning! The guy who just whiffed his way down the bar skank ladder!"

[Wintermute]

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diamonds: she pretty much has to.

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[miajag81]

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diamonds: she'll pretty much have to.

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FYFYP

[astroglide]

the moment right before the first episode of the new season was shown

[prizminferno]

End of the World episode when they are burning the guns with the mutated Stewie's coming, right after someone says they will never need the guns

"Hey [name], remember last week when you asked me what the definition of irony was?"

the guy gets attacked by a Stewie and falls into the fire

[mwilli31]

When the guys on the show go camping and Joe gets on Peter about babying Chris. I forget exactly why, but a deer walks into the picture and says "I'll take care of the boy" (a la Bambi) and then gets shot and dragged away by some hunters.

Another great one in the Handicap Games episode when Joe sings a scale and then the robotic-voiced handicapped guy tries to sing it but can't.

[Brad22]

"Lois, a boat is just a boat, the mystery box could be anything, it could be a boat!"

[imported_Dozer]

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(If you've seen the Willy Wonka ripoff episode, you know what I'm talkin about)

[DemonDeac]

"SHOW ME POTATO SALAD!!!"

when Joe is recieving CPR from a man and peter says, "aww gay"