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Old 11-02-2005, 01:30 AM
pooh74 pooh74 is offline
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Default OT: Hilarious

Poster here said I could post this chat from a table we were on...he is the non-retard in the chat.

Dealer: 33canikm1 has two pair, Jacks and Tens
Dealer: gentleman55 has two pair, Aces and Jacks
Dealer: Game #2951304000: gentleman55 wins pot (1710) with two pair, Aces and Jacks
prisoner85: nh
33canikm1: lol
33canikm1: foking 1 outer
33canikm1: pathetic
gentleman55: 1 outer?
gentleman55: did i not have 3 outs?
33canikm1: 1 card
33canikm1: genius
33canikm1: the ace
gentleman55: that's not a 1 outer
gentleman55: genius
33canikm1: 1 card
33canikm1: genius
gentleman55: not what you said
gentleman55: genius
33canikm1: people do refer to that as a 1 outer even though in actuality there are 3 aces------dont examine it to much foking moron
gentleman55: bs

gentleman55: only people that talk that way about outs is you
gentleman55: you're the only one
gentleman55: in other words
gentleman55: a 1 outer lol
33canikm1: in other words----blow me moron
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Old 11-02-2005, 01:37 AM
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Default Re: OT: Hilarious

I think this is an appropriate time for him to type "Sorry, I can't hear you behind this huge stack of chips" (I love saying that when someone bitches)
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Old 11-02-2005, 01:37 AM
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gentleman55: a 1 outer lol

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Laughing at his own joke? Is that like those "applause" signs on the sets of game shows?
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Old 11-02-2005, 01:38 AM
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Default Re: OT: Hilarious

my favorite part was when he said to me "your a moron" with the obvious incorrect type of "you are". then proceeded to tell me that he refused to get into a conversation with a moron, yet he kept talking to me. what a moran.
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Old 11-02-2005, 02:11 AM
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Default Re: OT: Hilarious

that wasnt hilarious
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Old 11-02-2005, 02:15 AM
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Default Re: OT: Hilarious

Guess you had to be there...And yes, referring to any "A" as a 1 outer is funny. And "genius" being thrown back and forth online is always funny.
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Old 11-02-2005, 02:42 AM
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Default Re: OT: Hilarious

I laughed.
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Old 11-02-2005, 04:16 AM
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Geez...I can't believe that guy thought he had 3 outs. Freakin' genius.
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Old 11-02-2005, 05:37 AM
bawcerelli bawcerelli is offline
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gentleman55: good luck all
kcus21: lol
gentleman55: ??
Dealer: Tournament is starting, good luck
kcus21: kiss my gentlemans butt
gentleman55: lol
gentleman55: somebody's got issues
gentleman55: do i knowyou?
Dealer: oddone has high card Ace
Dealer: rjm1977 has a pair of Deuces
Dealer: Natalie61 has a pair of Fours
Dealer: Game #2952904954: Natalie61 wins pot (70) with a pair of Fours
kcus21: im ur worst nightmare
Dealer: Game #2952907810: oddone wins pot (140)
gentleman55: pee wee herman on crack?
gentleman55: wow, you must be very proud of yourself
gentleman55: HUH HUH!
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Old 11-02-2005, 02:27 PM
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I thought it was funny. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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