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Old 10-20-2005, 02:18 PM
AtticusFinch AtticusFinch is offline
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Default I love getting heckled in SNGs (NC)

$60 Stars turbo. 4-handed, hero with 5 bb pushes QTo from the SB. Villain calls with AK and Hero sucks out.

Villain: QTo, eh? That was dumb.
Hero: Was it? Ok, well I'm pushing any two next round.
Villain: Right.

Next round in the sb, hero is dealt K9s.

Hero: Ready?

Hero pushes. Villain calls with 66.

Hero: gl

Hero spikes a 9 on the flop and it holds up.

Hero: gg
Villain: Go f*ck yourself, idiot.

Villian then spends the entire HU match cursing Hero out for being the worst player in history, etc., and laughs maniacally when Hero gets second place after losing TPTK to a set.

Villain: Haha, you deserve to lose. You're a moron!

Hero: Want to play some HU? Name the stakes.

No response.
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Old 10-20-2005, 02:20 PM
MegaBet MegaBet is offline
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Old 10-20-2005, 02:23 PM
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Hero: Want to play some HU? Name the stakes.

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I never understand these statements. Why not just say, "My Dad can beat up your Dad."
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Old 10-20-2005, 02:24 PM
AtticusFinch AtticusFinch is offline
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Hero: Want to play some HU? Name the stakes.

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I never understand these statements. Why not just say, "My Dad can beat up your Dad."

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This is funnier if you've read my recent posts about how much I suck at HU.
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Old 10-20-2005, 02:26 PM
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Default Re: I love getting heckled in SNGs (NC)

haha, some random 2+2er (astarck on stars) totally pwned me at hu last night while i was on the phone. 2 misclicks on my sister's shitty computer and 2 big donk plays and i was toast. broke my 7 game winning streak too. bastard.

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Old 10-20-2005, 02:38 PM
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t1200ish to chiplead all during L6...

weakpassive#1: u really like to go all in
bluefeet: yep
weakpassive#2: on crap
bluefeet: lol
weakpassive#1: keep it up dumaz
bluefeet: if u insist

[hero pushes, #1 folds]

just too damn fun sometimes [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
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Old 10-20-2005, 02:39 PM
AtticusFinch AtticusFinch is offline
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Old 10-20-2005, 02:39 PM
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t1200ish to chiplead all during L6...

weakpassive#1: u really like to go all in
bluefeet: yep
weakpassive#2: on crap
bluefeet: lol
weakpassive#1: keep it up dumaz
bluefeet: if u insist

[hero pushes, #1 folds]

just too damn fun sometimes [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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The #1 response we all get from pushbotting is:
"It works every time but once."
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Old 10-20-2005, 02:41 PM
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The #1 response we all get from pushbotting is:
"It works every time but once."

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I am not joking, I would pay $500 if I never had to read that again in a SNG. I ususally don't reply, but if I do I write, "ok gl."
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Old 10-20-2005, 02:44 PM
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Default Re: I love getting heckled in SNGs (NC)

I liked it all except the end.
"I'll play you HU for $X" is a typical loser response.
He made a terrible call w/66.
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