the official bad beat and whining thread

[junkmail3]

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You cold call a raise with 22 in limit? Fold that shiz preflop.

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I copied from someone above - I recently edited the post after review, because I would not call 2 cold with 22 - what do I look like ?! A fish!? [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

[microbet]

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This hand is nearly exact. It was a while ago, so I don't have the HH in front of me. (It was also limit, but wtf, hooking up with your ex isn't SnG either)

Preflop: Hero is CO with 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP1 raises</font>, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, <font color="#666666"></font> SB calls, Hero calls.

Flop: (t235) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, MP1 folds, BB calls.

Turn: 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, Hero calls.

River: 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, Hero folds.

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Fold PreFlop /endlife

- Yugoslavian

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[bigt439]

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if you must post it, post all that crap here.

go nuts.

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Last night I got drunk and hooked up with my ex-girlfriend.

It's going to be annoying to make her leave me alone again.

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WTF!!?!?!?!?! YOU [censored] TARD!!

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Yeah eh.

Slight error in judgment.

Don't worry, I think it's okay.

We're not going out again or anything like that.

Damage control is in full effect.

[censored].

[skipperbob]

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I have a bad beat. Tomorrow is my 33rd birthday, does anyone want to celibate with me? [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

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THIS IS JUST TOO "F'ing" CUTE [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] 66's and Beef have the same birthday, are the same age, and neither one of these jerkoffs can get laid [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

And I Thought Yugo was the most pathetic piece of dog-doo I knew [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[Jman28]

Double Shootout on Stars. Final Table. 1st gets $12k WPT PCA package (Bahamas). 2nd pays $0.

3 Handed
Hero (7500)
SB (5000)
UTG (1500)
Blinds 75/150

Dealt to Hero: 2 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
UTG folds, SB completes, Hero checks

Flop 2 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
<font color="red">SB bets t300, Hero raises t900, SB pushes</font>, Hero calls.

SB flips up A [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]

Turn A [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

River 4 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]

I've taken worse beats, but not for that much money, especially since I woulda run over UTG if I had won this hand. Almost guaranteed $12k package.

This will be my last bad beat post ever on 2+2. Thanks for the thread Cit.

[Freudian]

Two hands from this week.

Hand 1. NL25 while bonuswhoring.

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (10 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx

BB ($11.93)
UTG ($37.38)
UTG+1 ($91.95)
Hero ($24.50)
MP1 ($18.40)
MP2 ($20.50)
MP3 ($53.83)
CO ($24.65)
Button ($11.75)
SB ($51.30)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+2 with A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]. SB posts a blind of $0.10.
UTG calls $0.25, 1 fold, Hero raises to $1, 4 folds, Button calls $1, 1 fold, BB calls $0.75, UTG calls $0.75.

Flop: ($4.10) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (4 players)
BB checks, UTG checks, Hero bets $2, Button folds, BB raises to $4, UTG calls $4, Hero calls $21.50 (All-In), BB calls $6.93 (All-In), UTG folds.

Turn: ($42.53) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($42.53) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players, 2 all-in)

Final Pot: $42.53

Results in white below:
BB has Qs Qd (four of a kind, queens).
Hero has Ah Ac (full house, aces full of queens).
Outcome: BB wins $29.96. Hero wins $12.57.

Hand 2. Sng.

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t30 (9 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx

Button (t810)
Hero (t1005)
BB (t1195)
UTG (t1245)
UTG+1 (t230)
MP1 (t1045)
MP2 (t390)
MP3 (t990)
CO (t1090)

Preflop: Hero is SB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
UTG raises to t60, 4 folds, CO calls t60, 1 fold, Hero raises to t200, 1 fold, UTG folds, CO calls t140.

Flop: (t490) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets t100, CO calls [t890] , Hero calls [t720].

Turn: (t2130) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)

River: (t2130) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img](2 players)

Final Pot: t2130

Results in white below:
Hero has Qs Qc (full house, queens full of eights).
CO has 8d 8c (four of a kind, eights).
Outcome: Hero wins t490. CO wins t1640.

Women do not like me.

[Jman28]

So, you were playing against Lorinda, right? Cuz if so, these aren't bad beats.

[Freudian]

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So, you were playing against Lorinda, right? Cuz if so, these aren't bad beats.

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No Lorinda. These guys were surprised the quads came on the river.

But both hands were the day after me cashing out, so they aren't bad beats but proof of something much more sinister. [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

[Melchiades]

People, we need to step up our game here. Were are the one outers?