Pet Peeves

[BusterStacks]

My biggest pet peece is lack of personal accountability:

a) Hey alcoholics, alcoholism is not a *disease*. Here's an idea, get a hold of your life and put down the bottle. This absolutely drives me nuts when people place the blame on alcohol instead of themselves, and I have to encounter these people ALL THE TIME due to my DUII.

b) Hey fat people, you don't look good! You're not big and beautiful, you're overweight and repulsive. Plus-size fashions should be burned, all you are doing is encouraging these whales to continue being fat. It's unhealthy, unnatractive, and is completely being excused by society.

I could go on, but it's putting me on tilt. If you think of it, do this today: watch how people word things so as not accept blame for something that is clearly their fault. Bugs the crap outta me.

P.S. - I also hate it when my girlfriend will ask me if I did something that I had no idea I was supposed to do and therefore is obviously not done. Example, she gets home from work and is like "Did you clean the bathroom?" and I'm like "Wtf no, do you want me to?" and she's all like "Fine, I guess I'll do it"... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH.

[Blarg]

Haha, that's pretty funny. Obviously it's going to continue forever because it works on you, too. Probably increase. You must like it on some level more than most people probably would, or you would talk with her about it and get her to knock that crap off. Give 'em an inch, they'll take a mile, so...I wonder what other mind games she's going to work into the equation for you?

[Diplomatdcm]

Really, knock someone down, don't take that [censored]. I never get out of the way.
Dave

[mmbt0ne]

Kind of like the car wave thing, I hate it when people don't say "thank you" after I hold the door open for them. I remember I opened two straight doors for someone going into the dorms freshmen year, and he never said thanks. I purposely went up the stairs a little faster so that I could slam the third one in his face instead of holding it open for him.

The other thing is Co-National Champions. Look, there aren't mulitple nations that LSU and USC are the champions of, there is one nation and multiple champions. It's National Co-Champions.

[ilya]

I hate it when I try to hit on a girl and she spits in my eye and smacks me upside the head.
Actually wait, what am I talking about. I don't have the balls to hit on girls.

Seriously though,
it annoys the living daylights out of me when people leave their popcorn buckets and wrappers and all that trash behind when they're walking out after the movie. i don't care that there's some guy paid to clean all that up; that's no excuse for being a rude slob. argh it makes me so angry sometimes, i really feel like those people deserve a good beating.

[PoBoy321]

No, it didn't take stones to tell her that her friends a slut, it just took honesty. It took stones to tell my girlfriend that one of her friends has nice tits. It took stones to get caught staring at her friend's tits 4 times and say "Well, what do you want me to do? It's why she's wearing that shirt, isn't it?" And then, this is quite possibly the ballsiest thing I've ever done around my girlfriend, she decided that it'd be fun to play strip poker with a bunch of her friends, so I won a hand, and instead of telling my girfriend to strip, I told her friend to. God I'm an awful person. Oh well, she puts up with it so I guess I'll just keep pushing the envelope.

[PoBoy321]

Wait, Amish people on the escalators? I thought that was against their religion or something. Anyway, i'd rather it be amish people because at least you know that if you ask them, they'll move. The worst are fat people who take up the whole width of the escalator, so they have to turn to the side to let you pass (which is probably more physical activity than they've done in the last week) and then give you attitude about it. I was coming home from a bar with my friends one night when we heard the train pulling in, so we tried to run down the stairs, but got stuck by some fat, ugly, jabba-the-hut looking latina bitch. So we ask her to move and she starts giving us attitude. We wound up missing the train and my friend goes off on her. "Jesus christ, you fat [censored] bitch. Y'know, I bet that if you'd eat one less twinkie a day, we'd be on our way home right now. [censored], couldn't you have taken the elevator? At least you'd fit in there, but I guess you'd snap the rope. Actually, nevermind. Take the elevator next time. One less fat, ugly bitch in the world is fine by me." By the time I finished laughing, Metro was escorting my friend out of the station and the girl was crying. That was great.

[Kurn, son of Mogh]

Doesn't bother me. I don't stand aside, nor do I slow down. They almost always move.

[ilya]

Yes but you have battle armor and scary ridges on your face.

[Blarg]

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instead of telling my girfriend to strip, I told her friend to

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Funny stuff.