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Old 09-07-2005, 10:32 PM
VoraciousReader VoraciousReader is offline
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Default Re: Got Fillmaff\'d? Post it in here! (Designated NC Thread, Episode 2)

Entertaining Chat From My Stars Table Tonight:

(Can this be for real??)

Person A [observer]: can I come in late since my wife is out of town and I drank too much playing cards?
Person B: sombody give that man a chair. <font color="red"> (I like the way this person thinks!) </font>
Person C: sure
Person A: [observer]: thx boss

Nobody would actually use this to communicate with their boss would they? [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img] This has to be faked...right?
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Old 09-07-2005, 11:10 PM
Saint_D Saint_D is offline
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Default Party? Rigged!

Here is the proof:

http://www.darksun.lunarpages.com/po...-so-rigged.png
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Old 09-08-2005, 12:17 AM
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Default Re: Got Fillmaff\'d? Post it in here! (Designated NC Thread, Episode 2)

I started playing seriously in February with a $1000 initial deposit, and my bankroll just cleared the $10,000 mark.

I needed to say that somewhere, and this place seemed as good as any.
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Old 09-08-2005, 07:54 PM
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Default Re: Got Fillmaff\'d? Post it in here! (Designated NC Thread, Episode

Hot damn. After a little prodding, it looks like one of the cables connected to the drive were just a hair loose and had come just enough loose to stop functioning while sitting motionless for 5 days. Back from the dead, and no lost data.

My computer! She is alive! Alive!
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Old 09-08-2005, 11:41 PM
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Default Why you always keep 12 BB on the table....for donkeys.

This is a thing of beauty:

Party Poker 0.50/1 Hold'em (9 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is UTG with A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]. CO posts a blind of $0.50.
<font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, MP1 calls, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, CO (poster) calls, <font color="#CC3333">Button 3-bets</font>, SB calls, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero caps</font>, MP1 folds, CO calls, Button calls, SB calls.

Flop: (19 SB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button 3-bets</font>, SB calls, <font color="#CC3333">Hero caps</font>, CO calls, Button calls, SB calls.

Turn: (17.50 BB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, CO calls, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises</font>, SB folds, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">CO caps</font>, Button calls, Hero calls.

River: (29.50 BB) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, CO folds, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button caps</font>, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 37.50 BB

Results below:
Hero has Ah Ac (full house, aces full of fives).
Button has Qs As (two pair, aces and fives).
Outcome: Hero wins 37.50 BB.
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Old 09-09-2005, 12:46 AM
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Default Re: Got Fillmaff\'d? Post it in here! (Designated NC Thread, Episode

I love it

PokerStars 2/4 Hold'em (10 handed) converter

Preflop: Brady is UTG with A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">Brady raises</font>, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, MP2 calls, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, CO calls, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>.

Flop: (7.50 SB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Brady bets</font>, MP2 calls, CO calls.

Turn: (5.25 BB) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Brady bets</font>, MP2 calls, CO calls.

River: (8.25 BB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Brady bets</font>, MP2 folds, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Brady 3-bets</font>, CO calls.

Final Pot: 14.25 BB

Results:
Brady has Ah Qs (full house, aces full of eights).
CO has 3c 3h (full house, threes full of aces).
Outcome: Brady wins 14.25 BB.
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Old 09-09-2005, 01:07 AM
MrWookie47 MrWookie47 is offline
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Default Re: Got Fillmaff\'d? Post it in here! (Designated NC Thread, Episode

Woohoo! Not only is my computer working again, but I'm coming out of my downswing! I'm up 100 BB in 2 days! I'm 1/3 of the way back to where I was!

[img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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Old 09-09-2005, 01:56 AM
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Default Re: Got Fillmaff\'d? Post it in here! (Designated NC Thread, Episode 2)

SB is a real man of genius.

PokerStars 2/4 Hold'em (6 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is MP with 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]. Hero posts a blind of $2.
UTG calls, Hero (poster) checks, CO calls, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, SB completes, BB checks.

Flop: (5 SB) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(5 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, BB calls, UTG calls, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, CO folds, <font color="#CC3333">SB 3-bets</font>, BB calls, UTG folds, Hero calls.

Turn: (7.50 BB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, BB folds, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, SB calls.

River: (11.50 BB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, SB calls.

Final Pot: 13.50 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
SB has 9c 8h (one pair, queens).
Hero has 3s 4s (flush, queen high).
Outcome: Hero wins 13.50 BB. </font>
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Old 09-09-2005, 07:14 AM
SavageMiser SavageMiser is offline
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Default Re: Got Fillmaff\'d? Post it in here! (Designated NC Thread, Episode

[ QUOTE ]
Entertaining Chat From My Stars Table Tonight:

(Can this be for real??)

Person A [observer]: can I come in late since my wife is out of town and I drank too much playing cards?
Person B: sombody give that man a chair. <font color="red"> (I like the way this person thinks!) </font>
Person C: sure
Person A: [observer]: thx boss

Nobody would actually use this to communicate with their boss would they? [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img] This has to be faked...right?

[/ QUOTE ]

Ummmm ... "thanks boss" is a pretty common phrase tossed at people who do something nice for you. At least around where I hang out.
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Old 09-09-2005, 07:22 AM
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Default Re: Got Fillmaff\'d? Post it in here! (Designated NC Thread, Episode

[ QUOTE ]
I love it

PokerStars 2/4 Hold'em (10 handed) converter

Preflop: Brady is UTG with A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">Brady raises</font>, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, MP2 calls, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, CO calls, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>.

Flop: (7.50 SB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Brady bets</font>, MP2 calls, CO calls.

Turn: (5.25 BB) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Brady bets</font>, MP2 calls, CO calls.

River: (8.25 BB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Brady bets</font>, MP2 folds, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Brady 3-bets</font>, CO calls.

Final Pot: 14.25 BB

Results:
Brady has Ah Qs (full house, aces full of eights).
CO has 3c 3h (full house, threes full of aces).
Outcome: Brady wins 14.25 BB.

[/ QUOTE ]

haha, the "slowplay" backfires. I love it.
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