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The \"loathed\" Norman Chad Favorite Quotes Thread
Since some people find this guy funny let's put together some of his more memorable one liners at the World Series of Poker.
When referring to Mattias Andersson's all in win, "That sounds like the mating of the wildebeasts." |
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Re: The \"loathed\" Norman Chad Favorite Quotes Thread
"Lon, if [Dutch Boyd] looks at [Moneymaker] for five more seconds, he should ask him out to dinner." --2003 ME
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Re: The \"loathed\" Norman Chad Favorite Quotes Thread
I'm pretty sure I'm not quoting him 100% accurately, but in one of the preliminary holdem events in 2004, Norman Chad was referring to a particular player at the final table who had not been involved in any hands up until that point, so Norman thought he wasn't there the whole time and just snuck in:
Norm: "I'm serious, Lon - don't you remember when that guy just jumped in halfway through the New York Marathon?" Lon: "HE'S BEEN THERE THE WHOLE TIME!" |
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Re: The \"loathed\" Norman Chad Favorite Quotes Thread
From the Tournament of Champions:
"It's so quiet in here you can actually here Phil Hellmuth thinking to himself, 'I am the best player at this table'" |
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Re: The \"loathed\" Norman Chad Favorite Quotes Thread
Honestly, I don't know why people rip on Norman Chad so much. I get a couple giggles out of each episode. The other guy is decent, but should be replaced by Hellmuth or some other pro that knows what he's talking about. I definitely prefer Chad over the WPT dork.
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Re: The \"loathed\" Norman Chad Favorite Quotes Thread
"If you're gonna look at another guy for that long, the least you could do his give him a hot shave."
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Re: The \"loathed\" Norman Chad Favorite Quotes Thread
When Marcel Luske is informed that "Europe is on the phone and they want to know your chip count" at the 2004 ME:
"What does that mean? Yeah, Europe's on the phone, and South America's in the lobby" |
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Re: The \"loathed\" Norman Chad Favorite Quotes Thread
Raymer writes down in his book, "Seat 1 is a JERK."
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Re: The \"loathed\" Norman Chad Favorite Quotes Thread
Not quoting him exactly. went something like this when Phil Hellmuth made one of his infamous late entrances.
"Phil's not looking for his seat. He's looking for people to acknowledge his presence in the room" Just looking at Phil's demeanour you get the feeling there was some truth to that. got a chuckle out of me. |
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Re: The \"loathed\" Norman Chad Favorite Quotes Thread
I'm not sure if this was Norm or some other announcer, but I thought this was funny: a player was raising with a junk hand, and the announcer said something like "Did Gus Hansen just put out an instructional DVD that I'm not aware of?"
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