Would you kill John Lennon if you were boinking Lindsay Lohan?

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A penetrating look into nothing

So, if I were Mark David Chapman, I don't think even Catcher in the Rye would take my mind off boinking Lindsay Lohan.

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The role Lohan will play was created as a plot device to help filmmakers deconstruct Chapman and his motivation for killing the rock celebrity, Flock said.

"It's a psychological study of (Chapman)," Flock told Reuters. "I wouldn't call it a sympathetic portrayal of him, but you do kind of get into Chapman's head."

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WTF???

Maybe we can get some real insight into how Mark David Chapman would have felt if he had a friend like Herbie the Love Bug, too. If I were him, me and Lindsay would be making some stains back there and everything would turn out all right.

Seriously, what a dopey idea on how to make a movie, particularly one billed as a psychological exploration. Very good stuff has been done on Chapman using his regular life. A bible studies counselor who his superior thought was dangerously off but would probably hurt himself, nobody else. So obsessed with Lennon he tried to be him and even married a Japanese woman. Wandering through Central Park retracing Holden Caulfield's steps, found like many other celebrity stalkers have with a copy of Catcher in the Rye on him. (This is apparently extremely common, believe it or not.) Feeling a rock star he didn't even know had betrayed him by being, sometimes, just a rock star. This guy was fascinating and deeply messed up, and what he did was a hugely reverberating and very sad act of violence. He could easily be the subject of a good movie(he already was the subject of a great PBS documentary) without Hollywooding it up by adding in fake crap.