What do you write in workplace 'greetings' cards of people you hate?

[diebitter]

Birthday - "You're special"

and you?

Just suck it up and be polite "Happy Birthday - [ sign your name]"

[cnfuzzd]

who the [censored] are you and why the [censored] are you in my house

peace

john nickle

[krazyace5]

This is what I hate about workplaces, they bring around cards all the time wanting you to sign them and they are for ppl you don't like or know.

Then someone is always selling something and they act offended if you don't want to buy something

And the ass kissers are always collecting money for gifts and wanting you to sign cards for supervisors that are assholes.

Yeah, my last workplace sucked ass.

[shant]

Copy a random coworker's entry.

[housenuts]

i hate you
-sign it with the name of another coworker you hate

"Nice shirt."

This is what I would write on all the Valentines Day cards that I was forced to make in grammar school. Goddamn, I hated (and still hate) Valentines Day.

[Cry Me A River]

"Having a wonderful time, wish you were here!"

[JimHammer]

"I slept with your wife"

Signed by the other person in the office you don't like.

[IndieMatty]

Something simple...

"What the hell are you? You're a [censored]' secretary. [censored] you. That's my message to ya: [censored] you and you can kiss my ass and if you don't like it baby I'm going across the street to Jerry Graff, period, [censored] you."