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Old 09-02-2005, 06:25 AM
diebitter diebitter is offline
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Default Worst thing you\'ve heard just as you\'re mounting up

"Careful. We don't want to make a little 'Eva'"

Her name was Eva, BTW.

I had to stop right there - no condoms, no way of getting any.
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Old 09-02-2005, 06:28 AM
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Default Re: Worst thing you\'ve heard just as you\'re mounting up

"Do you love me?"
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Old 09-02-2005, 06:29 AM
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Default Re: Worst thing you\'ve heard just as you\'re mounting up

"I don't normally do this..."

And my all-time favourite...

"We'll have to be quiet, my parents are in the bedroom below this room..."


Edit to add:

I have also had..."How many people have you slept with...?", just before entering...
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Old 09-02-2005, 06:41 AM
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Default Re: Worst thing you\'ve heard just as you\'re mounting up

All these are all-time classics. Thank god, I'm over forty now and don't have to listen to this crap any longer because either the women are old enough to know better or the younger ones have the natural instinct to know that this crap doesn't fly with me.
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Old 09-02-2005, 06:46 AM
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Default Re: Worst thing you\'ve heard just as you\'re mounting up

"Is it in yet?"

"you can 'F' me; just don't breathe on me"
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Old 09-02-2005, 06:49 AM
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Default Re: Worst thing you\'ve heard just as you\'re mounting up

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"Is it in yet?"

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Was it? I mean in yet. If it was that would be very insulting.
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Old 09-02-2005, 06:53 AM
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Default Re: Worst thing you\'ve heard just as you\'re mounting up

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"Is it in yet?"

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Was it? I mean in yet. If it was that would be very insulting.

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I took it to mean he found out, and the worse possible moment, she was such a loosey she didn't even know if it was in.

But the 'very small winkie' interpretation is just as funny.
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Old 09-02-2005, 06:53 AM
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Default Re: Worst thing you\'ve heard just as you\'re mounting up

My friend- Hold on, let me put on a condum.
Her- Oh, you're one of "those" guys.
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Old 09-02-2005, 06:56 AM
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Default Re: Worst thing you\'ve heard just as you\'re mounting up

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My friend- Hold on, let me put on a condum.
Her- Oh, you're one of "those" guys.

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Ah, man I gotta stop drinking fizzy stuff while I read these boards. Just got pepsinosed (again).
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Old 09-02-2005, 07:23 AM
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Default Re: Worst thing you\'ve heard just as you\'re mounting up

"Say my name"


Unfortunately, I was:
A) Wasted
B) Wrong

C) Leaving... [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
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