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[battschr]

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What does a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce have in common?

Someone's gonna lose themselves a trailer.

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I heard a version of this joke...What do a woman and a tornado have in common?

They both scream when they're coming, and take the house when they leave.

[Lawrence Ng]

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how does the butcher introduce his wife ?



















meat patty.



omg haha. rolf.

ok your turn!.

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Meh..

Lawrence

[Boris]

for real, are you a boy or a girl?

[durron597]

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for real, are you a boy or a girl?

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Doesn't this thread make it obvious?

[gorie]

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for real, are you a boy or a girl?

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funny.!!

[Boris]

no, no you don't get it. I'm being serious, not making funny.

[gorie]

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no, no you don't get it. I'm being serious, not making funny.

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[Asufiji2004]

A little Mexican boy goes into the kitchen where his
>>>mom is baking. He puts his hand in the flour and
>>>wipes it all over his face. "Mom, look, I'm a white
>>>boy." His mom slaps him in the face and says "Go
>>>show your father".
>>>
>>>He goes to his dad in the living room and says "Look
>>>dad, I'm a white boy." His dad slaps him hard in the
>>>face and says "Go show your grandmother."
>>>
>>>The boy goes in his grandmothers room and says
>>>"Mira, abuelita, I'm a white boy" His grandmother
>>>slaps him in the face and sends him back to his
>>>mother.
>>>
>>>His mother says "See. Did you learn anything from
>>>that?"
>>>
>>>To which the boy replies, "Sure did. I have only
>>>been white for five minutes and I already hate you
>>>Mexicans."

[TheWorstPlayer]

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?















Neil Armstrong WALKED on the MOON...






















and Michael Jackson raped little boys.

[SL__72]

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?















Neil Armstrong WALKED on the MOON...






















and Michael Jackson f*cks kids.

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FYP



That little Suzie joke reminded me of a couple...


One day little Suzie runs in the house yelling "Mom, mom, come quick, the barn is on fire"

Her mom replies "Now little Suzie, if you don't quit lying I'm going to have your father give you a spanking"

Little Suzie just laughed and laughed and lauhed... because she knew daddy was in the barn.




One day little Suzie and little Johnny were playing in the ditch out by the road. Little Suzie sees a coin out in the middle of the road and says "Johnny, go get that quarter thats out in the middle of the road." As little Johnny is going to get the quarter he gets run over by a car. Little Suzie just laughed and laughed and laughed... because she knew it was really a nickel.