The "loathed" Norman Chad Favorite Quotes Thread

[kyro]

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I'm not sure if this was Norm or some other announcer, but I thought this was funny: a player was raising with a junk hand, and the announcer said something like "Did Gus Hansen just put out an instructional DVD that I'm not aware of?"

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The best part about that quote was that one guy limped with 22 and another guy limped behind with 44 making his quote incredibly retarded.

I loved his one during the first Circuit event after Jean Robert Bellande says something like, "I'm far and away not the best player at the table." -obviously referring to Jennifer Harman.

NC says, "Uh maybe he's talking about Doug Lee."

[MicroBob]

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that one guy limped with 22 and another guy limped behind with 44 making his quote incredibly retarded.

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I remember that hand. NC was criticizing their play for limping with small pockets from EP to see if they could get in cheap and hit a set (turned out they both did...and then split the pot on a 'wheel' board).
There was nothing wrong with their play but NC acted like they were calling an all-in bet with 72o.

[moose47]

I may be mistaken but wasn't it Lon that was criticizing their play? I think it went

Lon "And [some guy] comes in with 44. Did Gus Hansen put out an instructional video"

Norman "Actually Gus doesn't like anything paired"

Not that this excuses Chad's numerous other mistakes.

[stu-unger]

phil helmuth says,"If it wasn't for luck i guess id win 'em all."

NC says,"Phil's last book was titled play poker like the pros, his next one should be cry like a baby."

not that funny, just thought id add it.

[CaptSensible]

I can't remember the exact quote but it was something like "trying to win money at the blackjack table will make your stomach explode". Made me laugh out loud

[Punker]

There was two I liked; the one about the Crew putting out a coloring book, and (my favorite) one about Harrington being so old that his picture was on some of the money. Can't remember the exact lines for either one.

[Godfather80]

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The one about Harrington being so old that his picture was on some of the money.

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Wonderful.

[beekeeper]

Dutch Boyd or some other member of the former "crew" was playing at a table with 3-4 players who had written poker books.

[Dutch Boyd's] writing a book on poker, a coloring book.

[Easy E]

Any divorce quote.. ANY.

You've beaten it into the ground, you bitter man, Norm. No WONDER they all left you.